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DW what do they put in the water up there?

Keanu as Bond?
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rather appropriate, I thought. bond doesnt need much more then skill at looking cool, killing people, and having chicks fawn over him.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:rather appropriate, I thought. bond doesnt need much more then skill at looking cool, killing people, and having chicks fawn over him.
But Bond needs that sort of charisma about him. Could you see Keanu walking up to some bartender ordering a vodka martini (shaken, not stirred), then walking over to the Bond girl (after an illustrious "Woh.") saying:

"My name is Bond. James Bond. I know kung fu. Woh."
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Attention attention these dweebs do not represent Canada,Keanu Reeves as James Bond thats ridiculous,if we ever cast a Canadian James Bond we`ll choose Mike Myers. :lol:
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Keanu shall not be Bond.

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Owen,%20Clive

This man should be Bond, just watch Croupier...
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weemadando wrote:Keanu shall not be Bond.

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Owen,%20Clive

This man should be Bond, just watch Croupier...
I never saw Croupier, but i thought those BMW films he did were quite good. And even though he was only in The Bourne Identity for like 5 minutes, i thought he did a good job.
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weemadando wrote:Keanu shall not be Bond.

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Owen,%20Clive

This man should be Bond, just watch Croupier...
He look like Bond after too many vodka martini,"My name is Bond hic James Bond hic". :wink:
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Keanu wouldn't make a good Bond because he can't do a decent British accent. I mean, did you see Bram Stoker's Dracula? :roll:
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Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: :)

As James Bond: :cry:

The best Bond ever is Pierce Brosnan.

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YT300000 wrote:Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: :)

As James Bond: :cry:

The best Bond ever is Pierce Brosnan.

http://www2.hkedcity.net/citizen_files/ ... 17open.jpg
Or, you could close your mouth and never speak again - Brosnan as the best Bond? What the hell are you on?
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weemadando wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: :)

As James Bond: :cry:

The best Bond ever is Pierce Brosnan.

http://www2.hkedcity.net/citizen_files/ ... 17open.jpg
Or, you could close your mouth and never speak again - Brosnan as the best Bond? What the hell are you on?
I got to agree on this... What the hell are you on?

Sean Connery holds the title of Best Bond and forever shall.
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Atavarius wrote:I got to agree on this... What the hell are you on?

Sean Connery holds the title of Best Bond and forever shall.
Bond. Jamth Bond. Yeah, right.

I think Brosnan is better.
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YT300000 wrote:I think Brosnan is better.
You think an effete prettyboy like Brosnan is a better Bond than Sean Connery?
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Sean Connery was the best bond bar none.
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Darth Wong wrote:
YT300000 wrote:I think Brosnan is better.
You think an effete prettyboy like Brosnan is a better Bond than Sean Connery?
As a matter of fact I do. I don't know why.
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YT300000 wrote:The best Bond ever is Pierce Brosnan
Um, have you never seen Goldfinger?
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Connery is and will always be THE James Bond. Brosnan would cry like a little girl at the smack of his backhand.
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Atavarius wrote:
weemadando wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: :)

As James Bond: :cry:

The best Bond ever is Pierce Brosnan.

http://www2.hkedcity.net/citizen_files/ ... 17open.jpg
Or, you could close your mouth and never speak again - Brosnan as the best Bond? What the hell are you on?
I got to agree on this... What the hell are you on?

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Fools. You know the best Bond was Lazenby. :D
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neoolong wrote:Fools. You know the best Bond was Lazenby. :D
He was a better Bond than Keanu would be.

Fine. Lets just drop the Best Bond argument.
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neoolong wrote:Fools. You know the best Bond was Lazenby. :D
For a second I thought you were going to say Timothy Dalton. Those bullshit PC years.
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YT300000 wrote:Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: :)

As James Bond: :cry:

The best Bond ever is Pierce Brosnan.

http://www2.hkedcity.net/citizen_files/ ... 17open.jpg

Bullshit? How were the last 3 villians Brosnan faced? A insane Korean, a fucking NEWSPAPER OWNER and a guy with a bullet in his head.
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The best Bond:Sean Connery 8)
Second place:Timothy Dalton 8)
Third place :George Lazenby 8)
Fourth:Roger Moore :wink:
Dead Last:Pierce Brosnan. :P
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: :)

As James Bond: :cry:

The best Bond ever is Pierce Brosnan.

http://www2.hkedcity.net/citizen_files/ ... 17open.jpg

Bullshit? How were the last 3 villians Brosnan faced? A insane Korean, a fucking NEWSPAPER OWNER and a guy with a bullet in his head.

Tack on one of the worst acted villians, 006.
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Me and my friend have had a huge argument over this, he believes that the best bond is easily Moore, where as I believe that it is Sean hands down. Now I can see his argument in that Moore had the ahhh, well I'm not too sure what Moore had, I think he said 'charisma'.

But really Sean was and is The Bond. Always.

'Hello Mr Bond. My name is Pussy Galore'

'Well of course it is'

Best. Line. Ever.

(or was it, I must be dreaming?)
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Already pushing the lines of decency with Pussy Galore's name, Bond's introduction to her was changed. In the original script the line was: Pussy":I'm Pussy Galore." Bond:"I know, but what's your name?" However, the scene was later changed to bond's current response of "I must be dreaming!"

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