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"You are a pawslutty manwhore who loves to fistfuck coke junkies."

Whoa.

"You are a sexy virgin who loves to deflower dragons."

.....Right.

"You are a miniscule foot worshipper who loves to buy kangaroos."

LOL!! Viva Australia!

"You are an underhung horn-ball who loves to sniff clits."

Err.....hahah. Ok. :D

And one more:

"You are a godly beauty who loves to deflower pumas."

I deflower lots of creatures for a horny virgin. LOL :lol:
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

I am a tiny fruitcake who loves to bake animals? WTF?
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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I'm a lecherous stud magnet who loves to sniff women. :)
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it doesn't work for me
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Post by DeadM »

"You are a punctual vixen who loves to smack penises."
Hohoho-okay


"You are a nut-licking penis-pumper who loves to pilfer lesbians"
:? ......okay.....


"You are a strong hosecock boy who loves to control nipples"
Do I only get dirty stuff?


"You are a biased sea captain who loves to punish lesbians"
Guess so.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I got "A cock-heavy dragon that loves to nuzzle sperm".

A second time got me "A pathetic vixen that loves to punish blow-up dolls"

The third time I tried it got me "A masturbating fish stick that loves to conquer mufflers"

A fourth time got me "A flatulent midget that loves to fuck coke addicts"
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I am a strong dragon who loves to flick cunts.

And my next one:

I am a horny lizardman who loves to fistfuck animals...
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Post by Alan Bolte »

So very plain. I feel like I got stiffed:
I am a questionable lobster who loves to grope paws.
I am a puny Nintendo 64 who loves to laugh at dinosaurs.
I am a caged rat who loves to infiltrate Mexico.
What gives?
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I am a horny pinup model who loves to swallow sperm. Wtf?

2nd time: A notorious demon to loves to stomp scarecrows.
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Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

Stimulated raver fag that loves to punish dinosaurs (WTF???)

2nd: biased goddess who loves to swallow monster cocks (if I was a girl, that might not be as insulting....)

I'll try once more, *hopes for something good*
Polite rat that loves to dejuice souls (okay, that is just fucking weird...)


EDIT: This shit can be really fun, we should start a collection of all the sayings we get, I tried a few more times and got:
puny vixen who loves to bake giant tits
slimy vixen who loves to slap beavers
microphillic midget who loves to swallow orcas (LMAO that's messed up)
punctual slut who loves to hoard balls
miniscule butt who loves to climb scarecrows
flatuant cab driver who loves to reward dildos
slimy biscuit who loves to flick toilets (WTF?)

Okay, I'm gonna stop, this is getting really weird..
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You are a notorious sex god who loves to corrupt hot bitches.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

"You are a malignant chick magnet who loves to hump lanterns"...........~Jason

If only it wasn't laterns....
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Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

Okay okay, I decided to try again, new day, maybe I'll get better results:

tit-grabbing organ doner who loves to hoard scarecrows
BUFF vixen who loves to control calzones
boob-sucking behemoth who loves to hump sperm
growthslutty titan who loves to poke crotches
puny seacaptain who loves to watch Ed Kotch

Bleh, im gonna stop (again), they started getting strange again...
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Post by XaLEv »

You are a microphilic felcher who loves to lick cunts.
foxy boytoy who loves to pull giant tits
malignant midget who loves to poke Geemo!!!
lecherous size queen who loves to infect hot bitches
masturbating chick magnet who loves to sniff Geemo!!!
busty raver fag who loves to laugh at mufflers
lecherous titan who loves to shrink hellhounds
corpulent peck who loves to discover calzones
diseased porn star* who loves to slap buffalo
testicular titan who loves to corrupt vibrators
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Post by Companion Cube »

I am a masturbating sausage link who loves to lick Ed Kotch, apparently.

Come to think of it, this thread could provide masses of ammunition for character assassinations and Ad Hominem attacks... :wink:
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Masturbating baby that loves to fistfuck tigers....

now that's an image and a half.
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A titanic dragon who likes to mount sandwiches... :lol:
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Post by Crazy Goji »

"You are a MALIGNANT TITAN who loves to PUNISH LIZARDS.

Wow.[/b]
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Post by ben »

You are a tiny chick magnet who loves to whallop hookers.
Umm... :wtf:
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Post by Tosho »

1.You are a masturbating beauty who loves to mount lanterns

2.You are a corpulent raver fag who loves to pull sperm.

3.You are a sexy midget who loves to empty blow-up dolls.
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Post by haas mark »

The weird thingy wrote:You are a punctual sea captain who likes to buy dildos. :mrgreen:
LMAO...

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You are a drunken midget who loves to discover women.
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