now I have the links to convert you all!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 06:09pm

ph34r my prowess. whatever you believe in now is wrong.

http://www.carm.org/
http://www.thebereans.net/
http://www.behindthebadge.net/apologetics/
http://www.gospelcom.net/apologeticsindex/
http://www.home.earthlink.net/~gbl111/page2.htm
http://www.tektonics.org/
http://www.evangelismtoolbox.com/
http://www.chick.com/bc/1996/prophecies.asp
http://home.earthlink.net/~ronrhodes/Jews.html
http://www.joshuanet.org/articles/messianic_proph.html
http://www.jewsforjesus.com/

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-13 06:12pm

You are just getting more and more arcane.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-13 06:35pm

It burns. It burns.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-13 06:53pm

Man, Talen. You find the wierdest fundie shit out there. Where do you get it all? Oh and I agree with neoolong.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 08:16pm

the last 30 or so links are from rr. these people are such fun.

I cant wait to get into power and really start freaking them out.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 08:19pm

Praize da lowrd!

Thenkye Jeezis!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 08:21pm

my work here is done.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-13 08:44pm

The goggles do not help!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 08:52pm

Ive found 5 or 6 more. I think Ill post them next week.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 08:54pm

I almost feel sad for them. they've cut themselves off from almost everything. you've seen my sig? "Reason is the Devil's tool in his work against Faith." They've totally applied that to their lives.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-13 08:58pm

Why do you want to convert us to all those freaky religions?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 09:01pm

heh, I dont. but the websites I frequent do, I am fowarding the message.

are you not persuaded????//?/?

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-06-13 09:44pm

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/JesusChrist1/iq.html This one has the obvious evidence that Jesus had atleast an IQ of 300!!!! Praise be the Lord!!*Coughs*

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 09:52pm

Im pretty sure only newton got that high.

why isnt jesus giving us profound advancements in the understanding of nature? knowing how to work miracles with this high level of science would be a vast gift to humanity.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-06-13 10:18pm

No, the smartest man an IQ of 210. Getting 228 is like winning a high stakes lottery two weeks in a row. The site is absurb as he pulls figures out of his ass, but Glory be!

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-13 10:39pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:The goggles do not help!

*ahem*

Ah, Lieutenant, The phrase is "the goggles, they do nothing!"

Sir.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-13 10:45pm

Lonestar wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:The goggles do not help!
*ahem*

Ah, Lieutenant, The phrase is "the goggles, they do nothing!"

Sir.

Impossible, these new Peril-Resistant goggles should go completely black!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-13 10:49pm

Captain Lennox wrote:http://www.angelfire.com/ut/JesusChrist1/iq.html This one has the obvious evidence that Jesus had atleast an IQ of 300!!!! Praise be the Lord!!*Coughs*

What's next? Are they going to say Jesus was 12 feet tall, could run across the Holy Land in 30 seconds, and could lift a boulder?

As for the sites, I skimmed over one or two of them, but:

There's a million places that I'd rather be at
than find the time for checking something like that
Like putting my dic in the door of an elevator
Or castrating myself with a rusty chesses grater...

Sums up my thoughts on them nicely.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-13 10:59pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
What's next? Are they going to say Jesus was 12 feet tall, could run across the Holy Land in 30 seconds, and could lift a boulder?

Are you somehow claiming he couldn't??

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-14 02:15am

Enforcer Talen wrote:Im pretty sure only newton got that high..

BullSHIT. Shit, just this afternoon IN ACCORDANCE WITH SD.NET POLICY, THIS POST HAS BEEN CLEANSED OF ANY REFERENCES TO ILLEGAL ACTIVITY. REMEMBER, DRUGS ARE BAD BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT SAYS SO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME and it's too bad her boyfriend walked in right then.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 02:41am

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/JesusChrist1/emotions.html

umm.... huh?

Lonestar wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:The goggles do not help!
*ahem*

Ah, Lieutenant, The phrase is "the goggles, they do nothing!"

Sir.

bastard, you beat me to it.. damn my slow web-crawling behavior!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-14 05:16am

RedImperator wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:Im pretty sure only newton got that high..
BullSHIT. Shit, just this afternoon IN ACCORDANCE WITH SD.NET POLICY, THIS POST HAS BEEN CLEANSED OF ANY REFERENCES TO ILLEGAL ACTIVITY. REMEMBER, DRUGS ARE BAD BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT SAYS SO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME and it's too bad her boyfriend walked in right then.

-thinks about that one-
. . .
. . .
. . .

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-14 09:30am

Shiva H Vishnu, Talen, i think you've secretly been converted you know. You may not know it, but the repeated posting of christian absurdity is really making me wonder...you're exposing yourself to mental uranium far too often boy...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-14 09:39am

Lonestar wrote:*ahem*

Ah, Lieutenant, The phrase is "the goggles, they do nothing!"

Sir.

Yeah, that too.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-06-14 10:27am

You'll never convert me! My attention span is as much as a fish and looking through those large sites will cause me to close them.

Is there a pamphlet version?

Cyaround,
Jason