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aha! exactly why there is suffering in the world!

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http://jesus-is-the-way.com/Suffering.html

. . . heh. every weekend I seem to go through the net and find 3 or 4 new and interesting sites to post in slam.
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And for that, humor proudly saltes you!
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Darth Gojira wrote:And for that, humor proudly saltes you!
Can I be salted too? :lol:
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People suffer because you touch yourself at night!
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:People suffer because you touch yourself at night!
Then there's going to be a whole lot of suffering.
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Re: aha! exactly why there is suffering in the world!

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Enforcer Talen wrote:http://jesus-is-the-way.com/Suffering.html

. . . heh. every weekend I seem to go through the net and find 3 or 4 new and interesting sites to post in slam.
Nothing I haven't read before.
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I couldn't bring myself to read it all. :x
Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:45 pm 666th post.
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What the fuck. The lady, who apparently is getting screwed, one assumes by God, is willing to give up her son, in order to get someone to lover her.

Not only is that bribery, but what the hell happened to her son? Did she kill him?
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Even a trip to the drive through window (after shopping with a son) resulted in her NOT EVEN BEING ASKED if she wanted anything. Her money was spent. She slept in the floor with her dog. She would hide under the covers ashamed of who she was. Even if she managed to get an outfit, she would not wear it because she was not worthy.
...wait. She slept on the floor with her dog, and then hid under the covers? Why didn't she sleep in the bed in the first place?

There are some people who suffer unjustly, and others who don't get respect because they're too dumb to be worth the effort. This made-up woman is one of them.
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So, sadists of the world, all you have to do is masturbate constantly and you will put everyone around you in pain. Wheee!
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neoolong wrote:What the fuck. The lady, who apparently is getting screwed, one assumes by God, is willing to give up her son, in order to get someone to lover her.

Not only is that bribery, but what the hell happened to her son? Did she kill him?
Abraham tried that, so it must be moral! :wink:
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Wicked Pilot wrote:People suffer because you touch yourself at night!

It's a miracle then people here haven't caused WWIII then.
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:wtf: Well, that was a waste of brain power.
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Can't these people write these things in a more easily understandable fashion?


Like not inserting paragraph-long quotes from the Bible every few sentences???
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Darth Wong wrote:Then there's going to be a whole lot of suffering.
There is already much suffering in the world. Therefore, God must exist.

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Shinova wrote: Like not inserting paragraph-long quotes from the Bible every few sentences???
Everything has to be justified through the Bible, so every time they say something they support it with about a paragraph of verbage. Sometimes more.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:So, sadists of the world, all you have to do is masturbate constantly and you will put everyone around you in pain. Wheee!
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