Wrigley Plans Viagra Gum

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The wonders of future, here today :roll:
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I can see the slogan now
" The gum gets softer, while you get harder."
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What an...interesting...idea... :shock:
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As Conan O'Brien commented on it "It's the only gum that actually doubles your pleasure".
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LOL nice. No more stupid pills then! We can smack that gum and her nice ass. :D

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--Offers everyone in the forum a stick of gum! - :twisted:
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Nah, most people our age probably don't need Viagra. At least I hope so!
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Most people who need it might not have enough teeth to chew it...

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Exonerate wrote:Most people who need it might not have enough teeth to chew it...
Then they should use it in freedent,won`t stick to their denture. :wink:
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Did anyone else think of "sex-hormone chewing gum" from Huxley's Brave New World upon reading this?

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Datana wrote:Did anyone else think of "sex-hormone chewing gum" from Huxley's Brave New World upon reading this?

EDIT: Clarified a bit.
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LOL thats just great.... I should caste off my atheist beliefs just to go around talking to all the viagra users and say

* isnt your problem a sign from god saying that you shouldnt have sex!" :P j/k
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How long until we get a Viagra mouthwash?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Nah, most people our age probably don't need Viagra. At least I hope so!
Actually, people our age don't need it, but it is becoming more and more popular at Raves/parties/night clubs to take Ecstasy/Viagra. I have never done either, but I have read that it is becomeing a very popular combination.
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You also don't get an erection upon taking Viagra, you still need stimulation. My biochem lecturer was talking about the molecule and someone guessed what it was right off the bat. He said that you'd still need foreplay and that taking it while chatting to a lady in a bar wouldn't make you "stand to attention".

It was even funnier given that lecturer looks like Rick Moranis.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:You also don't get an erection upon taking Viagra, you still need stimulation. My biochem lecturer was talking about the molecule and someone guessed what it was right off the bat. He said that you'd still need foreplay and that taking it while chatting to a lady in a bar wouldn't make you "stand to attention".

It was even funnier given that lecturer looks like Rick Moranis.
ROFL! It would be wayyyyyyy more popular if it really did cause an instant erection that way. HEHEHEHEH.... Instead of Viagra they would have to call it Orgyagra! :lol:
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All this medical funny business reminds me a of a quote from futurama:
Fry: I can't swallow that.[Giant black pill]
Professor: Good News! It's a suppository.

Well, I'm sure that this will only hasten the moral counterculture. That bunch of yahoos who think that by making themselves contrary "christian" morals they've done something special, when all they really do is supercede dogmatic stupidity with counterculture stupidity.
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