His brains were eaten out right in front of her

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-14 03:00am

I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-06-14 03:11am

EEEKKKKKKKKK!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 03:15am

Crayz9000 wrote:I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

I had a dream about that when I first heard of PETA... I had just watched the Lost World and imagined what would have happened if the InGen people were replaced with PETA...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-14 03:15am

On the bright side, it'd make a great horror movie. And it would also rid the world of a lot of stupidity

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-14 03:23am

Crayz9000 wrote:I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

"But Mr. Velociraptor! I'm your friend! Why are you disembowling me?!"

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-06-14 03:35am

Crayz9000 wrote:I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

Didn't that actually happen in the sequel? It wasn't PETA itself doing the "liberation" but it was close enough.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-06-14 07:36am

Poor kid!

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-06-14 09:23am

The baboon is also an outcast of its "troop". KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!! ~Jason

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-06-14 10:00am

A good shot from a 7.62mm weapon should do the job...

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-06-14 01:56pm

Man, primates sure are messed up.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-14 02:07pm

It is horribly sad that the baby was killed in such a hporrible fashion. And that baboon will be killed of course.

But when an animal is starving, they will go for the easiest prey possible....And their really isnt much easier than an unattended human child.

lux · Post by **lux** » 2003-06-14 02:18pm

That's beyond sick.

New fear = Baboons

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-14 02:55pm

Homo Habilis slaughtered baboons. So should we!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-06-14 03:57pm

Thats pretty gross.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-14 04:11pm

the death part doesnt make me queasy, its the whole "ate the brain right after ripping it from the body" part. i mean, the brain didnt have time to fucking DIE! The baby was still THINKING as it was being EATEN!!!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-14 05:30pm

Holy shit. Time for the baboon to die.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-06-14 05:33pm

kojikun wrote:the death part doesnt make me queasy, its the whole "ate the brain right after ripping it from the body" part. i mean, the brain didnt have time to fucking DIE! The baby was still THINKING as it was being EATEN!!!

Word. It's creepy and trippy at the same time.

Yuck.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-14 07:31pm

That is fucked up.

*Evil Voice in my Head* Make a Matrix joke.
No, dude, thats just wrong.
*EVimH* Make a Matrix joke.
The kid DIED. I'm not gonna joke about his name.
*EVimH* Make a Matrix joke.
Fine fine fine you bastard.

Whoa.

*EVimH* Now, how about some sexual senarios.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-14 07:58pm

I bet you the name of the baboon was Hannibal...

Really sad though. Could you imagine dying that way?!?

The baboon must die.

Preferably like this:

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-15 09:24am

YT300000 wrote:I bet you the name of the baboon was Hannibal...

Really sad though. Could you imagine dying that way?!?

The baboon must die.

Preferably like this:

I love the smell of fried monkey in the morning!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-15 11:49pm

Whoa, that's pretty fucked up, makes me want to arm myself to protect my loved ones.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-06-16 02:44am

Neo's dead....guess were all doomed.

seriously though, thats fucked up. i feel bad for the kid and his mom.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-06-16 03:33am

Geez Africa's one big snakepit of danger! From ebola to crazed baboon attacks, I'm surprised humans came out of there in one piece.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-06-16 04:28am

Frank Hipper wrote:They blamed it on witchcraft, that's almost the worst part of the story. Almost.

Yes, you're right.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2003-06-16 04:50am

The monkey ate the kid's brain??

OMG!! It's the night of the living dead monkeys!!
Seriously, that's one messed up baboon! And I wouldn't want to be that mother, seeing the brain of my child beeing eaten by a big hairy ape! That has to be a terrible sight...