[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

*snip a whole bunch of quotes*

You know it would be easier on the eyes if you would cut out some of the quotes.

I am conducting a test. See the post I edited like 10 seconds before you posted this. When it messes up board formatting, or I get multiple complaints, I will stop.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*stumbles back into the thread, but of course, everyone has already left*

I seem to keep popping up at the most inconvenient times.

*waits for somebody to attack him or whatever*

[J]

*points & laughs at the Gnomes*

I wonder...can gnomes swim?

Hmmmm.....

[Alyrium Denryle]

They are pieces of pottery...I would assume no

[Darth Garden Gnome]

They are pieces of pottery...I would assume no

Since when can't pottery float! Did yuo forget that the Gnomish Swim team is last years Multiverse Olympics gold medalists?

[Captain Cyran]

So the Mages got a usergroup before the Mages? Bloody hell, that is just not cool...

[Captain Cyran]

They are pieces of pottery...I would assume no

Since when can't pottery float! Did yuo forget that the Gnomish Swim team is last years Multiverse Olympics gold medalists?

Only because the judges were all Garden Gnomes.

[J]

Since when can't pottery float! Did yuo forget that the Gnomish Swim team is last years Multiverse Olympics gold medalists?

The thought of gnomes in swimsuits is just too much!

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Only because the judges were all Garden Gnomes.

ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT THE CONTEST WAS RIGGED!? I'LL HAVE YOUR SPLEEN FOR SUCH AN INSULT!

[Darth Garden Gnome]

The thought of gnomes in swimsuits is just too much!

And lets not forget the womens swim team; I myself don't find Gnomes in bikini's paticularly attractive though.

[Captain Cyran]

Only because the judges were all Garden Gnomes.

ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT THE CONTEST WAS RIGGED!? I'LL HAVE YOUR SPLEEN FOR SUCH AN INSULT!

Oh! Can I have your right leg?!

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Oh! Can I have your right leg?!

Throw in 3 toes and you have a deal.

[Straha]

*stumbles back into the thread, but of course, everyone has already left*

I seem to keep popping up at the most inconvenient times.

*waits for somebody to attack him or whatever*

Suddenly the Gnome is teleported into the cabin of the Shuttle safley entombed in the Janeway ship. Then a voice from underneath a table says.

"We have much to talk about, sit down and let us discuss our future."

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Suddenly the Gnome is teleported into the cabin of the Shuttle safley entombed in the Janeway ship. Then a voice from underneath a table says.

"We have much to talk about, sit down and let us discuss our future."

*sits himself near the edge of the table, staring in to its mysteriousness*

Alright then Straha, lets discuss.

[Straha]

Suddenly the Gnome is teleported into the cabin of the Shuttle safley entombed in the Janeway ship. Then a voice from underneath a table says.

"We have much to talk about, sit down and let us discuss our future."

*sits himself near the edge of the table, staring in to its mysteriousness*

Alright then Straha, lets discuss.

In exchange for arming your men with weapons, shields, and everything you could ever imagine, as well as the absence of the Janeway ship from your section of the galaxy, I want three hundred planets for my own alone, and the promise of a monopoly for Hell Labs.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

In exchange for arming your men with weapons, shields, and everything you could ever imagine, as well as the absence of the Janeway ship from your section of the galaxy, I want three hundred planets for my own alone, and the promise of a monopoly for Hell Labs.

Have you cooked up some new cooky device? We can always benefit from new tech.

If so *points to legal documents* you can have your planets. But I am unfamiliar with these "Hell Labs", do explain.

[Captain Cyran]

Oh! Can I have your right leg?!

Throw in 3 toes and you have a deal.

Hmmm, how about t- *Cyran watches as DGG dissappears* HEY!!

*Cyran opens a portal, steps through it, and appears next to DGG on Straha's ship.* I wasn't done with MY deal yet bud...so YOU will just have to wait. *Cyran sticks his tongue out at Straha and looks at DGG.* So like I was saying, how about you get my spleen and a pinkie toe, and I get one of your fingers and your right leg.

[Straha]

In exchange for arming your men with weapons, shields, and everything you could ever imagine, as well as the absence of the Janeway ship from your section of the galaxy, I want three hundred planets for my own alone, and the promise of a monopoly for Hell Labs.

Have you cooked up some new cooky device? We can always benefit from new tech.

If so *points to legal documents* you can have your planets. But I am unfamiliar with these "Hell Labs", do explain.

My labs, they were the first to construct the Reality/Anti-Reality device, which became the basis for the Reality/Un-Reality device which I gave to you.

::reads the papers::

All is acceptable except for the parts I circled in red, and the part which calls for my castration.

[Alyrium Denryle]

So the Mages got a usergroup before the Mages? Bloody hell, that is just not cool...

I agree, we should have had a usergroup long before the Gnomes.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

My labs, they were the first to construct the Reality/Anti-Reality device, which became the basis for the Reality/Un-Reality device which I gave to you.

::reads the papers::

All is acceptable except for the parts I circled in red, and the part which calls for my castration.

Eh, sorry there *crosses out the whoel castration thing* that must've been someone else on my staff's fault, really.

Lets take a looksy at the rest of the stuff here...sounds reasonable *crosses out other stuff* Okay Mr. Straha, you have yourself a deal. Sign on the X please.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

So the Mages got a usergroup before the Mages? Bloody hell, that is just not cool...

I agree, we should have had a usergroup long before the Gnomes.

Eh em...

NEENER NEENER NEENER!

[Straha]

My labs, they were the first to construct the Reality/Anti-Reality device, which became the basis for the Reality/Un-Reality device which I gave to you.

::reads the papers::

All is acceptable except for the parts I circled in red, and the part which calls for my castration.

Eh, sorry there *crosses out the whoel castration thing* that must've been someone else on my staff's fault, really.

Lets take a looksy at the rest of the stuff here...sounds reasonable *crosses out other stuff* Okay Mr. Straha, you have yourself a deal. Sign on the X please.

::scratches an X next to the X.::

Good good, I'll start equiping your men with the Anti-Thaumic burgers immeadietly, and then I'll start distributing the reality distorter to all your men.

[Captain Cyran]

I agree, we should have had a usergroup long before the Gnomes.

Eh em...

NEENER NEENER NEENER!

You're gonna burn nicely gnome...very nicely indeed....

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::scratches an X next to the X.::

Good good, I'll start equiping your men with the Anti-Thaumic burgers immeadietly, and then I'll start distributing the reality distorter to all your men.

Hmm, I don't suppose the burgers are edible too? Mmmmm...

I must ask, what does this "reality distorter" do?

It would appear that we're in business now, Straha. As a benefit, you will receive full protection by the Gnomish space fleets (outfitted with your new technology) from any attack. Plus free dental care!

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Not to go off topic, but what happened to my membership in SEGNOR? For that, I declare war! JIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!