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Who would win?

Turok.
1
6%
Doom Guy
4
25%
Quake Guy
0
No votes
Duke Nukem.
9
56%
Halo Soldier.
2
13%
 
Total votes: 16

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Ok, Free fore all, in a warehouse with nice invincable stacks of boxes, floors, doors, and walls.

Turok, anyone who can take down a Cyborg T-Rex has my respect.

Guy from Doom, don't know his name, SUCK ON A BFG YOU MO' FO's.

Soldier from Quake, two words, Rail. Gun.

Duke Nukem, Freeze Gun, kick. Shrink Ray, stomp, one of the coolest FPS guys ever.
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Soldier from Halo. Never played, only reason X-Box is still around.
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I would say Doom guy, but he can't aim up or down. :wink:
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Joanna Dark kills them all from several hundred meters away with a Farsight, then immolates the remains with a few Slayer rockets.
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Turok is axed almost at once. The Doom Marine has armor, the Halo Soldier has shields, Duke Nukem has Character Shielding, and the Quake Soldier has armor. Turok has jack.

Quake Soldier and Doom Marine kill each other with BFGs.

The Halo Soldier gets into a tactically favourable posistion, tries to outflank Duke, and is cut to ribbons by Duke's gung-ho charge.

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Gordon Freeman comes in and fries all their asses with NERD POWER!!!!
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BOB YES!
Freemon takes them all he;s in his ELEMENT

BOXES

GOLRIOUS BOXS!

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Then comes the 101st, the 31 Panzers, GSG 9, and L 337 Krew, and they all blast everyone else apart :P
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Post by Mr Bean »

Ahh but Freemon is the ultimate survior!(Outside of one or two others) and thusly escapes at the last mintue!

Acutal no he does not, Freemon ducks out way before then, He never belived in last minute anything :D

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I believe it is "Freeman".
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The DOOM Marine can:

Carry 500 pounds of weapons and ammo
Take direct hits from RPGs
Run at 60 mph while fully loaded
Beat men to death in two punches
When hopped up on adrenaline, his punches cause ordinary men to explode

The DOOM Marine also has the best all-time kill record of any FPS hero, rivalled only recently by Serious Sam. He's even singlehandedly fought his way to the very heart of Hell and killed what appeared to be Satan himself. Can anyone else say this? Let's look at this opposition:

Turok-
What does he do but wander around in the jungle and solve puzzles, while dinosaurs kick the crap out of him?

Quake Guy-
More respectable. He beat the hell out of shitloads of people, but he still had some incredibly lame end bosses. He can't withstand the might of the DOOM Marine.

Duke Nukem-
What a puss. Sure, he repulsed repeated invasions of Earth. But when those damn Duke 3D aliens attacked, did he go back to their world, kill thousands of them in unequal combat, and proceed to waste their lord and master? No.

Halo Soldier-
If you believe the book, he's pretty badass. If he can survive the DOOM Marine's initial bum rush, the battle may be a tossup.
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Duke Nukem is based directly off Ash, nothing can kill Ash. Duke Nukem wins.
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The boys from Rainbow 6 blow open the doors, flashbang and frag the room then proceed to decimate them all with a hail of 9mm JHP and 12gauge solid shot.
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Yeah, but they run into the cleverly set laser-trip mine and are blown to hell and back.
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Short of the BFG I think Turak out powers Doom Soldier. He's got plasma rifle that has a shoot, homing, and paralyze/shoot combo, a rocket launcher that fires rockets, small nukes, and little robots that seek and explode blwing their victums apart, remote control spider mines, quad missle launcher, and 18 barreled(3 6-barreled bundles) chain gun, dark cubes that warp space and can make an entire Triceratops dissappear, and sniper scopes, also expslosive shotgun shells, automatic shotgun that can shoot 4 shells at once.

The only reason I pick duke is he has so many one hit killers, freeze ray kick, shrink ray smash as my favorites, not to mention holodukes.
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Of course, all these challengers have ammo limitations. Duke's trusty atomic pistol from the sidescrollers never runs out of ammo.
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How about Kurt from MDK?
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Post by Azeron »

Lets face it, the rest are just pussies, the Master Chief is a proffessional soldier, ehancd with cyborg implants, he is 10x fasters than any human. Too boot he has self recharging shields, and an AI to help him, and give on site intel on the spot. In a real fight, Duke would get a sniper shot right into his unproctected face.

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