This is a spin off of a caption competition at a christian message board....I adapted the song "Onward Christian Soldiers"
Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,
with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.
Jong, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle see his banners go!
Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,
with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.
At the sign of triumph Bush's host doth flee;
on then, Commie soldiers, on to victory!
The West's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,
with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.
Like a mighty army moves the Great Red Flag;
brothers, we are treading where the tanks have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
one in hope and doctrine, one in charity.
Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,
with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.
Crowns and thrones my perish, kingdoms rise and wane,
but the Land of North Korea constant will remain.
Gates of the West can never gainst that Land prevail;
we have Jong's own promise, and that cannot fail.
Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,
with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.
Onward then, ye people, join our happy throng,
blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.
Glory, laud, and honor unto Jong the King,
this through countless ages men and angels sing.
Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,
with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.
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