'One Bush to Rule Them All' Quote

StimNeuro · Post by **StimNeuro** » 2003-06-15 10:31pm

Does anyone have copy of, or even remember, a quote that was a parody of the 'One Ring to Find Them All' lines from LoTR? I know this is a long shot, but I've been unable to find it anywhere.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-16 12:44am

Is tihs, by any chance, what you're looking for?

Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2003-06-16 02:08pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is tihs, by any chance, what you're looking for?

Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.

you know on one level that is really funny but on another its trure and pisses me off at the same time.....oh well

nothing much i can do

StimNeuro · Post by **StimNeuro** » 2003-06-16 02:11pm

That was it exactly. Thanks Smi.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-16 04:58pm

I am still amused by that. and it gives me hope that bush is placed in the same way as the intelligent fellow in the books.