Lars angry at military

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-15 11:51pm

theheap wrote:kenny G would be a good torture weapon

I think Kenny G vs Celine Dion would be funny to see. Basically who can make the other one's head explode first.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-16 12:21am

Gandalf wrote:
theheap wrote:kenny G would be a good torture weapon
I think Kenny G vs Celine Dion would be funny to see. Basically who can make the other one's head explode first.

How about playing them both at the sametime as torture? Instant results

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-16 12:44am

theheap wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
theheap wrote:kenny G would be a good torture weapon
I think Kenny G vs Celine Dion would be funny to see. Basically who can make the other one's head explode first.
How about playing them both at the sametime as torture? Instant results

Unfortunately I feel that will tear the fabric of the universe apart.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-16 05:31am

Lars angry at military

Now when is the man not angry?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-16 08:26am

Fucking Lars. He is far too angry and bitchy for a multi-millionare rock star.
He should shut up and go home in his Bently to his Beluga and Stoli... pampered little bitch, and stop whining! Maybe if he didn't spend so much time complaining about useless shit, the new album wouldn't be the pure crap that it is.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-16 10:01am

Saurencaerthai wrote:Even worse: alternating between Mental Horror and Negligent Collateral Collapse.

I haven't heard of those, but I assume that both bands play heavy-as-hell, nigh-on-unlistenable hyperspeed grindcore??

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-06-16 11:26am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Saurencaerthai wrote:Even worse: alternating between Mental Horror and Negligent Collateral Collapse.
I haven't heard of those, but I assume that both bands play heavy-as-hell, nigh-on-unlistenable hyperspeed grindcore??

Negligent Collateral Collapse: As stupid as their name. Their drum machines also suck.

Mental Horror: Brazillian Metal. Immagine the Pete Sandoval blastbeat on Morbid Angel's Bil Ur-Sag, speed it up, play it harder, and then do it the same way EVERY SINGLE TUNE. Immagine the guitars being so distorted that it took ME a week of listening before I even noticed a chord progression. The call it the most extreem metal. I call it a test in aural endurance.

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-06-16 11:26am

theheap wrote:kenny G would be a good torture weapon

Sir, you have a sick mind.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-16 01:20pm

Saurencaerthai wrote:
Mental Horror: Brazillian Metal. Immagine the Pete Sandoval blastbeat on Morbid Angel's Bil Ur-Sag, speed it up, play it harder, and then do it the same way EVERY SINGLE TUNE. Immagine the guitars being so distorted that it took ME a week of listening before I even noticed a chord progression. The call it the most extreem metal. I call it a test in aural endurance.

That band has surely chosen its name well.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-16 02:48pm

Saurencaerthai wrote:
theheap wrote:kenny G would be a good torture weapon
Sir, you have a sick mind.

I know... its overkill.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-16 03:32pm

You all have weak stomachs. I have to listen to mixtures of Kenny G, Celine Dion, 50 Cent, Avril Lavigne, and three or four hundred other MTV-manufactored artists every day in homeroom.

But tomorrow, on the last day of school, I will have my revenge!

I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-17 01:18am

HemlockGrey wrote:You all have weak stomachs. I have to listen to mixtures of Kenny G, Celine Dion, 50 Cent, Avril Lavigne, and three or four hundred other MTV-manufactored artists every day in homeroom.

But tomorrow, on the last day of school, I will have my revenge!

I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it...

I'm on the highway to hell...