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(If you can't recognize him, the guy with the beard is supposed to be Lenin)
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I could try.
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Christmass with Lenny!
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I'm sure it would be better than Christmas with Stalin.

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One fine christmas morning in soviet Russia -

Lenin: You people have stood in my way long enough, I'm going to Blofeld-style evil genius college!
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That's...weird. :?
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Think of hit with Hitler

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The irony!
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I would SO mail them to everyone on my Christmas card list, if I had one.
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Saurencaerthai wrote:Christmass with Lenny!
Wait a minute "Lenny,Carl"..................holy crap in the Simpsons Lenny and Carl are commies,kill them kill them now. :wink:
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"Da! And after i redistribute all of these toys to the glorious working people of the Soviet Union i will go upstsirs and fuck your bourgeois whore of a mother!"
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GO COMMUNISM!

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I also would send that to people on my christmans card list. However i don't have a christmas card list. Anyone who knows me KNOWS i wish them a Merry Christmas why do i need a card to tell them something they should know.
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Lenin wasn't that bad of a guy. I don't know why you're all making him out to be the equal of Stalin.
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Howedar wrote:Lenin wasn't that bad of a guy. I don't know why you're all making him out to be the equal of Stalin.
We`re just joking we all know Stalin was a MF even Lenin warned the others not to let Stalin take control,but they did not listen.
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JediNeophyte wrote:GO COMMUNISM!

Товарищ Ленин!!!!!
That looks like it should be pronounced "Tobahphwnehn" to my Cyrillic-illiterate eyes.
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hooray for vlad, taking christmas to the people.
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Howedar wrote:Lenin wasn't that bad of a guy. I don't know why you're all making him out to be the equal of Stalin.
Erm, there was nothing which Stalin did which Lenin didn't also do - with the exception of executing other socialist leaders.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Erm, there was nothing which Stalin did which Lenin didn't also do - with the exception of executing other socialist leaders.
And sending millions to labor camps.
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kojikun wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Erm, there was nothing which Stalin did which Lenin didn't also do - with the exception of executing other socialist leaders.
And sending millions to labor camps.
No, that happened under Lenin as well.
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kojikun wrote:I will kill you by stabbing you in the face with a spoon many many many times, Titanic.
:luv: Oooo, feel the luv. :luv:
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Double-plus hilarious, Starship Titanic. Allow me to congratulate you on your superior choice of username as well. I've always meant to, just never had a chance. :oops:
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