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*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*Captain_Cyran wrote:*Everyone within a 20 mile radius immediately dies a horrible and painful death, even Eh Steve! is rolling around on the ground in pain as Cyran walks over to him and takes his hat back.* You were warned.
That does it........Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*or at least he would have, if Eh Steve! wasn't carrying it*Darksider wrote:::::: Appears behind DGG and steals his broadsword of stubbieness, then runs off with it:::::
He's such a cool guy Eh Steve! Who's there when you're in a jam and people are trying to take your stuff? Eh Steve! of course.
*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*Captain_Cyran wrote:*Everyone within a 20 mile radius immediately dies a horrible and painful death, even Eh Steve! is rolling around on the ground in pain as Cyran walks over to him and takes his hat back.* You were warned.
Still kinda burns. Might wanna put on some sun-tan lotion.
*gets a tan from Cyran's hatlessness*
You're right, you're damn ugly! You'll never get laid with that sorta face...now a suave guy like me on the other hand, I mean, just look at my majesty *flexes artificial pecs* Awww yeah.Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
::Whips out the blue-prints::Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*Captain_Cyran wrote:*Everyone within a 20 mile radius immediately dies a horrible and painful death, even Eh Steve! is rolling around on the ground in pain as Cyran walks over to him and takes his hat back.* You were warned.
Still kinda burns. Might wanna put on some sun-tan lotion.
*gets a tan from Cyran's hatlessness*
No no no, you see. You forgot to put the anti-face system in right here...so that's why it didn't work. See what I mean? Now if you put the anti-face system in there, instead of where you have it now, it should be able to save the troops, though they will still be in a lot of pain.Straha wrote:::Whips out the blue-prints::Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*
Still kinda burns. Might wanna put on some sun-tan lotion.
*gets a tan from Cyran's hatlessness*
No, that was planned for, see that's why I have thse circuits here, and the X-Ray switch here. So it works.
THere was never a lawn gnome control... wtf are you talking aboutAlyrium Denryle wrote:*teleports in*
HAHAHAHAHA!
*casts epic greater lawn gnome control*
*plays with DGG like a puppet*
It doesn't say anything about that int he rulebook--er--ack!--YOW! *begins dancing around like an idiot*Alyrium Denryle wrote:*teleports in*
HAHAHAHAHA!
*casts epic greater lawn gnome control*
*plays with DGG like a puppet*
If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're right, you're damn ugly! You'll never get laid with that sorta face...now a suave guy like me on the other hand, I mean, just look at my majesty *flexes artificial pecs* Awww yeah.Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
::::: Pulls out another pair of particle chainguns and opens fire into the citrus horde::::::Rye wrote:It is time for the unexpected player to appear!
A strange rumbling can be heard, louder, louder..BOOM.
A million citrus warriors burst in and swarm the gnome cause's enemies, the oranges do in inhaling scream and begin their shocking biting and masticating ways....
we're all reproducing asexually, and numbers grow before your eyes...kill one of us and citric acid pours out which melts through any metal and sucks all the water out of any none-citrus organic material.
WAR!!!!!!
BECAUSE IT WAS RIGGED!!!Captain_Cyran wrote:If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?
*Opens a portal to another world, brings it down upon the orange warriors and closes it. The Orange gnome warriors now find themselves on a planet full of Catgirls somewhere in Gnomish territory.* That should keep them busy.Rye wrote:It is time for the unexpected player to appear!
A strange rumbling can be heard, louder, louder..BOOM.
A million citrus warriors burst in and swarm the gnome cause's enemies, the oranges do in inhaling scream and begin their shocking biting and masticating ways....
we're all reproducing asexually, and numbers grow before your eyes...kill one of us and citric acid pours out which melts through any metal and sucks all the water out of any none-citrus organic material.
WAR!!!!!!
::::: Raises hand::::Captain_Cyran wrote:If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're right, you're damn ugly! You'll never get laid with that sorta face...now a suave guy like me on the other hand, I mean, just look at my majesty *flexes artificial pecs* Awww yeah.Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
You can only slow us down, the dead just decompose and feed the living!Darksider wrote:::::: Pulls out another pair of particle chainguns and opens fire into the citrus horde::::::Rye wrote:
WAR!!!!!!
We may be uglier, but we also get laid far more often...polls don't lie buddy.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:BECAUSE IT WAS RIGGED!!!Captain_Cyran wrote:If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?
I know you cheating Mage types--you'd do something just like that to improve your public image. "Oh we're not THAT ugly, look at the polls!"
Well I just looked at you Cyran and I can tell you you ARE that ugly! YUCK!
Sooooo
:::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::Rye wrote:You can only slow us down, the dead just decompose and feed the living!Darksider wrote:::::: Pulls out another pair of particle chainguns and opens fire into the citrus horde::::::Rye wrote:
WAR!!!!!!
::sprays of hyper-citrus go in darksider's eyes, blinding him::
The catgirls open a portal back to the battlefield, with their citrus scarred tissues and orange-bioarmoured riders return to swarm cyran and rip hip a new one.Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Opens a portal to another world, brings it down upon the orange warriors and closes it. The Orange gnome warriors now find themselves on a planet full of Catgirls somewhere in Gnomish territory.* That should keep them busy.
Rigged just like the Multiverse games which had the Gnomes winning the swimming events?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:No.Darksider wrote:::::: Raises hand::::
Can i get laid by catgirls????????
Yes, you can
Riii-ged!Captain_Cyran wrote:We may be uglier, but we also get laid far more often...polls don't lie buddy.
*or at least he would have, had it not been for the Ysalimiri running all over the place*Darksider wrote::::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::
*Eh Steve! steals DSider's sunglasses*::::: Puts on anti-citrus sunglasses just in case::::::
:::::: Closes eyes, and deals with the extreme pain, while firing into the Citrus hordes::::Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*or at least he would have, had it not been for the Ysalimiri running all over the place*Darksider wrote::::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::
*DSider holds his face in pain and drops to the grouns, the acid spraying into his eyes and every open wound*
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*Eh Steve! steals DSider's sunglasses*::::: Puts on anti-citrus sunglasses just in case::::::
*Casts prismatic sphere, then casts lightning-9 around the sphere, then sits back and watches as thousands of orange warriors fry themselves on the shield.* Yawn...Rye wrote:The catgirls open a portal back to the battlefield, with their citrus scarred tissues and orange-bioarmoured riders return to swarm cyran and rip hip a new one.Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Opens a portal to another world, brings it down upon the orange warriors and closes it. The Orange gnome warriors now find themselves on a planet full of Catgirls somewhere in Gnomish territory.* That should keep them busy.
::rips cyran a new one::