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Captain_Cyran wrote:*Everyone within a 20 mile radius immediately dies a horrible and painful death, even Eh Steve! is rolling around on the ground in pain as Cyran walks over to him and takes his hat back.* You were warned.
*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*

Still kinda burns. Might wanna put on some sun-tan lotion.

*gets a tan from Cyran's hatlessness*
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Appears behind DGG and steals his broadsword of stubbieness, then runs off with it:::::
*or at least he would have, if Eh Steve! wasn't carrying it*

He's such a cool guy Eh Steve! Who's there when you're in a jam and people are trying to take your stuff? Eh Steve! of course.
That does it........

::::: Punches DGG in the gut, then kicks him through a wall:::::::

WE FINISH IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Everyone within a 20 mile radius immediately dies a horrible and painful death, even Eh Steve! is rolling around on the ground in pain as Cyran walks over to him and takes his hat back.* You were warned.
*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*

Still kinda burns. Might wanna put on some sun-tan lotion.

*gets a tan from Cyran's hatlessness*
*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
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*teleports in*

HAHAHAHAHA!

*casts epic greater lawn gnome control*

*plays with DGG like a puppet*
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Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
You're right, you're damn ugly! You'll never get laid with that sorta face...now a suave guy like me on the other hand, I mean, just look at my majesty *flexes artificial pecs* Awww yeah. 8)
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Everyone within a 20 mile radius immediately dies a horrible and painful death, even Eh Steve! is rolling around on the ground in pain as Cyran walks over to him and takes his hat back.* You were warned.
*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*

Still kinda burns. Might wanna put on some sun-tan lotion.

*gets a tan from Cyran's hatlessness*
*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
::Whips out the blue-prints::

No, that was planned for, see that's why I have thse circuits here, and the X-Ray switch here. So it works.
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Straha wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*fortunately, himself, Eh Steve!, and Mitth are all wearing Straha's special glasses*

Still kinda burns. Might wanna put on some sun-tan lotion.

*gets a tan from Cyran's hatlessness*
*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
::Whips out the blue-prints::

No, that was planned for, see that's why I have thse circuits here, and the X-Ray switch here. So it works.
No no no, you see. You forgot to put the anti-face system in right here...so that's why it didn't work. See what I mean? Now if you put the anti-face system in there, instead of where you have it now, it should be able to save the troops, though they will still be in a lot of pain.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*teleports in*

HAHAHAHAHA!

*casts epic greater lawn gnome control*

*plays with DGG like a puppet*
THere was never a lawn gnome control... wtf are you talking about

*convulses wildly* There...was...*hits self in face*no...master lawn....gnome...control *punches self in gut*
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It is time for the unexpected player to appear!

A strange rumbling can be heard, louder, louder..BOOM.

A million citrus warriors burst in and swarm the gnome cause's enemies, the oranges do in inhaling scream and begin their shocking biting and masticating ways....

we're all reproducing asexually, and numbers grow before your eyes...kill one of us and citric acid pours out which melts through any metal and sucks all the water out of any none-citrus organic material.

WAR!!!!!!
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*teleports in*

HAHAHAHAHA!

*casts epic greater lawn gnome control*

*plays with DGG like a puppet*
It doesn't say anything about that int he rulebook--er--ack!--YOW! *begins dancing around like an idiot*

EH STEVE! WHERE ARE YOU!

*Eh Steve! lands on Alyrium's head, causing him to lose concentration and turning himself into a puppet*

*Eh Steve! playes with Alyrium like a puppet*
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
You're right, you're damn ugly! You'll never get laid with that sorta face...now a suave guy like me on the other hand, I mean, just look at my majesty *flexes artificial pecs* Awww yeah. 8)
If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?
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Rye wrote:It is time for the unexpected player to appear!

A strange rumbling can be heard, louder, louder..BOOM.

A million citrus warriors burst in and swarm the gnome cause's enemies, the oranges do in inhaling scream and begin their shocking biting and masticating ways....

we're all reproducing asexually, and numbers grow before your eyes...kill one of us and citric acid pours out which melts through any metal and sucks all the water out of any none-citrus organic material.

WAR!!!!!!
::::: Pulls out another pair of particle chainguns and opens fire into the citrus horde::::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
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Captain_Cyran wrote:If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?
BECAUSE IT WAS RIGGED!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

I know you cheating Mage types--you'd do something just like that to improve your public image. "Oh we're not THAT ugly, look at the polls!"
Well I just looked at you Cyran and I can tell you you ARE that ugly! YUCK!

Sooooo :P
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Rye wrote:It is time for the unexpected player to appear!

A strange rumbling can be heard, louder, louder..BOOM.

A million citrus warriors burst in and swarm the gnome cause's enemies, the oranges do in inhaling scream and begin their shocking biting and masticating ways....

we're all reproducing asexually, and numbers grow before your eyes...kill one of us and citric acid pours out which melts through any metal and sucks all the water out of any none-citrus organic material.

WAR!!!!!!
*Opens a portal to another world, brings it down upon the orange warriors and closes it. The Orange gnome warriors now find themselves on a planet full of Catgirls somewhere in Gnomish territory.* That should keep them busy.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Unfortuanately for DGG, Eh Steve!, and Mitth the special glasses do nothing, for Straha did not expect for the pure hideousness of a Black Mage to affect a person even if they could not see him.* Fools, all of you.
You're right, you're damn ugly! You'll never get laid with that sorta face...now a suave guy like me on the other hand, I mean, just look at my majesty *flexes artificial pecs* Awww yeah. 8)
If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?
::::: Raises hand::::
Can i get laid by catgirls????????
:lol:
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Darksider wrote:
Rye wrote:
WAR!!!!!!
::::: Pulls out another pair of particle chainguns and opens fire into the citrus horde::::::
You can only slow us down, the dead just decompose and feed the living!

::sprays of hyper-citrus go in darksider's eyes, blinding him::
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:If that is true...why is it that the most recent multiverse poll shows that Black Mages get laid by Catgirls far more often then Garden Gnomes get laid by Catgirls?
BECAUSE IT WAS RIGGED!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

I know you cheating Mage types--you'd do something just like that to improve your public image. "Oh we're not THAT ugly, look at the polls!"
Well I just looked at you Cyran and I can tell you you ARE that ugly! YUCK!

Sooooo :P
We may be uglier, but we also get laid far more often...polls don't lie buddy.
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Darksider wrote:::::: Raises hand::::
Can i get laid by catgirls????????
:lol:
No.
Captain_Cyran wrote:We may be uglier, but we also get laid far more often...polls don't lie buddy.
Riii-ged!
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Rye wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Rye wrote:
WAR!!!!!!
::::: Pulls out another pair of particle chainguns and opens fire into the citrus horde::::::
You can only slow us down, the dead just decompose and feed the living!

::sprays of hyper-citrus go in darksider's eyes, blinding him::
:::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::

::::: Puts on anti-citrus sunglasses just in case::::::
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Opens a portal to another world, brings it down upon the orange warriors and closes it. The Orange gnome warriors now find themselves on a planet full of Catgirls somewhere in Gnomish territory.* That should keep them busy.
The catgirls open a portal back to the battlefield, with their citrus scarred tissues and orange-bioarmoured riders return to swarm cyran and rip hip a new one.

::rips cyran a new one::
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Raises hand::::
Can i get laid by catgirls????????
:lol:
No.

Yes, you can
Captain_Cyran wrote:We may be uglier, but we also get laid far more often...polls don't lie buddy.
Riii-ged!
Rigged just like the Multiverse games which had the Gnomes winning the swimming events?
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Darksider wrote::::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::
*or at least he would have, had it not been for the Ysalimiri running all over the place*

*DSider holds his face in pain and drops to the grouns, the acid spraying into his eyes and every open wound*

Ph34r
::::: Puts on anti-citrus sunglasses just in case::::::
*Eh Steve! steals DSider's sunglasses*
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::
*or at least he would have, had it not been for the Ysalimiri running all over the place*

*DSider holds his face in pain and drops to the grouns, the acid spraying into his eyes and every open wound*

Ph34r
::::: Puts on anti-citrus sunglasses just in case::::::
*Eh Steve! steals DSider's sunglasses*
:::::: Closes eyes, and deals with the extreme pain, while firing into the Citrus hordes::::
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Rye wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Opens a portal to another world, brings it down upon the orange warriors and closes it. The Orange gnome warriors now find themselves on a planet full of Catgirls somewhere in Gnomish territory.* That should keep them busy.
The catgirls open a portal back to the battlefield, with their citrus scarred tissues and orange-bioarmoured riders return to swarm cyran and rip hip a new one.

::rips cyran a new one::
*Casts prismatic sphere, then casts lightning-9 around the sphere, then sits back and watches as thousands of orange warriors fry themselves on the shield.* Yawn...
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Yes, you can
No, you can't!
Rigged just like the Multiverse games which had the Gnomes winning the swimming events?
You wanna have a race right now smart guy? I'll show you just how speedy we are when it comes to swimmin'!
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