What new and interesting thing did you learn today?

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What new and interesting thing did you learn today?

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Today I learned what "boner", "getting a boner", "getting boned", and such similar terms meant.


What about you? What new and interesting thing did you learn today?
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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?! How old are you? :?
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omg are you serious............. seriously....


























no..... seriously....
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Shinova wrote:Today I learned what "boner", "getting a boner", "getting boned", and such similar terms meant.


What about you? What new and interesting thing did you learn today?



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Re: What new and interesting thing did you learn today?

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Shinova wrote:Today I learned what "boner", "getting a boner", "getting boned", and such similar terms meant.


What about you? What new and interesting thing did you learn today?
You're kidding, right?
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Post by Shinova »

Good God you people!

Okay, so I didn't know what "boner" exactly meant till today! So what!? Don't look at me like I'm some kind of a freak just cause of that!




Note: I'm 18.
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Shinova wrote:Good God you people!

Okay, so I didn't know what "boner" exactly meant till today! So what!? Don't look at me like I'm some kind of a freak just cause of that!




Note: I'm 18.
Maybe if you were a fat girl locked in the basement for 18 years, that would make sense.

But if you're a guy, then either you're really stupid, or emasculated. ;)
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you must understand, shinova lives a very very sheltered life. :)
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I learned that trying to hammer your 1394 adapter into connecting to the internet is silly when you already have an Intel Pro 100/S adapter there that can do it easier.

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Post by David »

Shinova wrote:Good God you people!

Okay, so I didn't know what "boner" exactly meant till today! So what!? Don't look at me like I'm some kind of a freak just cause of that!




Note: I'm 18.




It's ok Shinova. *looks at Shinova like he's he's a freak.*
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hah
i work for the cable company, i make sure all the channels work :)
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Post by lux »

Don't worry Shinova, I learn stuff like this everyday, and get laughed at everytime. "Boner" is one that I just recently learned also.. :?

Today however I learned that so far The DaVinci Code is a pretty good book.

I also learned that a hat looks rather good on me, even though I have mass curly hobbit hair.
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lux wrote: I also learned that a hat looks rather good on me, even though I have mass curly hobbit hair.
well, youve got the hair, ive got the feet. my friends have aptly named me froto
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lux wrote:Don't worry Shinova, I learn stuff like this everyday, and get laughed at everytime. "Boner" is one that I just recently learned also.. :?

Today however I learned that so far The DaVinci Code is a pretty good book.

I also learned that a hat looks rather good on me, even though I have mass curly hobbit hair.
Don't knock curly hobbit hair, put it up right and you can look like Tom Baker.:D
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I learned today that the dog variety of the heimlich manuever actually works.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:I learned today that the dog variety of the heimlich manuever actually works.
dog variety? explain?
i work for the cable company, i make sure all the channels work :)
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drifter god wrote:well, youve got the hair, ive got the feet. my friends have aptly named me froto
I am known as Fro-do :wink:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Don't knock curly hobbit hair, put it up right and you can look like Tom Baker.
Sadly enough it won't poof up that much. :P
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You should go shopping early so you don't have to go to Wal-Mart after 11PM and put up with narrow and/or blocked aisles, slow service, and not much varietty in anything.
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drifter god wrote:dog variety? explain?
Alright, there is a variety of the heimlich manuever that works on dogs when they get something stuck in their esophegus. I had to do this, because my dog got his chompers on a bit of bone that got lodged in his throat.
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I learned that the Geofront from Evangelion is 13.75 kilometers in diameter. And I'm happy because that's something I've been wanting to know for months.

And I'm sorry, Shin, but I just have to laugh at your until recent ignorence concerning "boner". But I don't mean anything bad by it: it's just funny. :mrgreen:
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