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http:// rr-bb.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92298
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DAMN what a bunch of freaking idiots. :roll:

EDIT: one of them even say if we evolved from apes why are there apes today.
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If they'd only watched Meet the Parents they wouldn't have any issues! :mrgreen:

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I saw a commercial today about this show and my son and I were sitting there and I said to him the biggest flaw in this theory is that if we evolved from Ape's/baboon's then why are they still in existance today? would they not have evolved too. HE said yep it's stupid. Then I said yep and he said God made all of us.
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HemlockGrey wrote:http:// rr-bb.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92298
What do I need to change with this URL to go there?
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Yeah, who would trust all those doctorate-holding biologists who've spent their entire lives researching their observations, anyway? What do they know? They just went to university for over a decade and made a major contribution to their field. Sheesh, talk about trumping up achievements.
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What do I need to change with this URL to go there?
Knock off the space between '//' and 'rr'
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Montcalm wrote: EDIT: one of them even say if we evolved from apes why are there apes today.
We are apes <g>

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As a biology major, I feel it is my duty to find a large and blunt object and allow it to make forceful contact with the empty craniums of these eejits.
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Kitsune wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:http:// rr-bb.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92298
What do I need to change with this URL to go there?
Delete the space between the second / and the first r. :wink:
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I am reminded of a Mark Twain quote. What was it?

'If we are confronted with a man who's opinion differs from ours, our only recourse is to shun him. This is, of course, only because we are not allowed to burn him'.

Or something to that nature.
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After checking out that board, I'm inclined to join it if only so I can use my sig avatar there.
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Just groups of Fundies that want the Rapture...
Discussing with them seems useless because we are not talking with anyone we can cahnage their minds.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:As a biology major, I feel it is my duty to find a large and blunt object and allow it to make forceful contact with the empty craniums of these eejits.
As a biology major (who may dual up with computer science), I believe it's time to grab my dad's machete or golf clubs...
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What do you expect from a group who is patiently waiting for the end of the world. :roll:
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Montcalm wrote: one of them even say if we evolved from apes why are there apes today.
JESUS CHRIST. What a dumbass.
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My biggest gripe with evolution is this - modern humans did not inherit the montrously large privates of their ape ancestors

That is all
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Hamel wrote:My biggest gripe with evolution is this - modern humans did not inherit the montrously large privates of their ape ancestors

That is all
Speak for yourself. :wink:
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Charles is no longer in charge :cry:
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Hamel wrote:Charles is no longer in charge :cry:
ehhhh???? If that was a penis joke I didn't get it and if not sorry and if it was sorry I still don't get it
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HemlockGrey wrote:http:// rr-bb.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=92298
hehe, Im posting quotes from it in the other thread. eerie, how similar our hobbies are.
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russellb6666 wrote:
Hamel wrote:Charles is no longer in charge :cry:
ehhhh???? If that was a penis joke I didn't get it and if not sorry and if it was sorry I still don't get it
"Charles" probably refers to the penis, and by "no longer in charge", he's saying it isn't as big as his primate ancestors. See what can ahppen on SD.net? We start with a discussion of fundie commentary of Walking With Cavemen, and we're already talking about penises after only one page!
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
russellb6666 wrote:
Hamel wrote:Charles is no longer in charge :cry:
ehhhh???? If that was a penis joke I didn't get it and if not sorry and if it was sorry I still don't get it
"Charles" probably refers to the penis, and by "no longer in charge", he's saying it isn't as big as his primate ancestors. See what can ahppen on SD.net? We start with a discussion of fundie commentary of Walking With Cavemen, and we're already talking about penises after only one page!
No you are talking about penises. Charles is a reference to DARWIN, I hope.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
russellb6666 wrote: ehhhh???? If that was a penis joke I didn't get it and if not sorry and if it was sorry I still don't get it
"Charles" probably refers to the penis, and by "no longer in charge", he's saying it isn't as big as his primate ancestors. See what can ahppen on SD.net? We start with a discussion of fundie commentary of Walking With Cavemen, and we're already talking about penises after only one page!
No you are talking about penises. Charles is a reference to DARWIN, I hope.
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Hamel wrote:My biggest gripe with evolution is this - modern humans did not inherit the montrously large privates of their ape ancestors

That is all
FYI, gorillas rarely have penis lengths more than 4 inches. But okay, whatever floats your boat. :P
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