Its... (Monty Python)

[El Moose Monstero]

Hey Lumberjack did you start this thread because you like the lumberjack song.

Well, it used to be inspired by that *harp music as flashback begins* way back in the heady days of Planetarion, when I was The Lumberjack of The Ministry of Silly Walks, but that was about 4 years ago now, and since then, it has lost all meaning and is now just a name... but what's in a name? Well, mine has a collection of letters...*sound of harp musician being brutally murdered by SD.net residents* hmm...

Now, I just use it because I use it on all the forums I go to. All two of them.

[Perinquus]

Husband: When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517 he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing. But four hundred years later, thanks to 'im my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

And, Protestantism doesn't stop with the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French ticklers if I want."

Wife: "You what?"

Husband: "French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress."

Wife: "Have you got one?"

Husband: "Have I got one? Well, uh, no. But I can go down the road anytime I want, and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: 'Harry, I would like you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French tickler, for I am a Protestant!'"

[Dalton]

*The Ministry of Silly Walks - Only because John Cleese can look so stuffy and serious while walking like a complete tit.

*Election Night Special - Kevin Phillips Bong (Slightly silly)...along with all the other candidates

*Hungarian foreign nationals - Please Fondle My Buttocks, You Have Beautiful Thighs, etc.

*The Knights who say Ni - Ni!

*My Brain Hurts - DOCTOR!

[Ghost Rider]

Dead parrot and the argument one are by far my faves.

I have a dead parrot plushie .