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SeebianWurm wrote:
EvilGrey wrote:If the "real God" existed, it would use whatever damn lowbrow language it wanted.
Not according to the Impotence Paradox expounded by Pfizer! :x
The one that says God is an impotent jabroni? Yeah, it doesn't take a dork like Pfizer to figure that one out.
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EvilGrey wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
EvilGrey wrote: No wonder you're so stupid! You're a Euro! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow, you are a moron. You think Britons are Euros.
Sorry, I mean Euroweenie.

But I think Eurovagina is actually degrading, so Eurovagina it is. :D
I am not European. I am a Briton. The fact you are too stupid to realize the difference further proves everything we've said.

Really, Eurovagina? Could you try and be insulting? Or at least amusing?
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EvilGrey wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
EvilGrey wrote: No wonder you're so stupid! You're a Euro! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow, you are a moron. You think Britons are Euros.
Sorry, I mean Euroweenie.

But I think Eurovagina is actually degrading, so Eurovagina it is. :D
Wow from piss-poor debating, to babbling...to now aiming for banning

Damn...all within the span of little over a month.

Well that's if anyone feels insulted.
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SirNitram wrote:
EvilGrey wrote:
SirNitram wrote: Wow, you are a moron. You think Britons are Euros.
Sorry, I mean Euroweenie.

But I think Eurovagina is actually degrading, so Eurovagina it is. :D
I am not European. I am a Briton. The fact you are too stupid to realize the difference further proves everything we've said.

Really, Eurovagina? Could you try and be insulting? Or at least amusing?
Don't try to separate yourself from Europe, the land of wusses and liberal fanatics! Accept your status as a Eurovagina, O Inferior One. :roll:
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SirNitram wrote:
EvilGrey wrote:
SirNitram wrote: Wow, you are a moron. You think Britons are Euros.
Sorry, I mean Euroweenie.

But I think Eurovagina is actually degrading, so Eurovagina it is. :D
I am not European. I am a Briton. The fact you are too stupid to realize the difference further proves everything we've said.

Really, Eurovagina? Could you try and be insulting? Or at least amusing?
Nitram, dear... He most likely hasn't even found it on the map yet. They don't really teach geography until 6ths grade, as I recall.....
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EvilGrey wrote:Don't try to separate yourself from Europe, the land of wusses and liberal fanatics! Accept your status as a Eurovagina, O Inferior One. :roll:
Britain has always been seperate from Europe. It's called water.
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SirNitram wrote:
EvilGrey wrote:Don't try to separate yourself from Europe, the land of wusses and liberal fanatics! Accept your status as a Eurovagina, O Inferior One. :roll:
Britain has always been seperate from Europe. It's called water.
This is why Britain is an ISLAND nation, EG.

But as I said, you must not have gotten that far in school.

I do hope you passed this year. I understand it's hard to repeat a grade. Or three.
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Once again, ban this fucker.
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EvilGrey wrote:
SeebianWurm wrote:
EvilGrey wrote: Go away blasphemer. The real God never uses such lowbrow language! :evil:
If the "real God" existed, it would use whatever damn lowbrow language it wanted.
Not according to the Impotence Paradox expounded by Pfizer! :x
Excuse me, but doesn't Pfizer make Viagra????????? :P

My reason for asking is because it seems that EvilGrey seems obcessed with anal sex. :twisted:
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Post by Superman »

Let me throw a little Fruedian spin on why Evilgrey is obsessed with anal sex (not that there is anything wrong with it)> Anal sex is all about control. It's a power thing. When the penis is in your girl's ass, you know that you have all the power.

It's pretty easy to tell that evilgrey, like all fundies, have a need for control. They are control freaks. This is why they are fundies: everything is black and white according to their rules. See? Fundamentalism and anal sex go hand in hand.

(D Wong, don't worry. I am not speaking about you. I know you just like the carnal pleasure of anal sex...)
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Okay, EvilGrey's entertainment value has swiftly plummeted. Time to stop this.
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