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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

I've seen this before, and most of you probably have too, and I wouldn't be surprised if this was seen before. But, nonetheless....

http://www.theonion.com/onion2918/daycare.html
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:I've seen this before, and most of you probably have too, and I wouldn't be surprised if this was seen before. But, nonetheless....

http://www.theonion.com/onion2918/daycare.html
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Outdoor playground huh. what d they have a swingset and monkeybars in the cold vacuum of space?
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That's just too funny! :mrgreen:
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That's pretty good. I especially like the stormtrooper and father of three who has been looking for a safe and dependable day-care provider.
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LOL!!

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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Outdoor playground huh. what d they have a swingset and monkeybars in the cold vacuum of space?
If we accept WEG crew figures, they should have enough empty deck space for a couple large national parks..
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Outdoor playground huh. what d they have a swingset and monkeybars in the cold vacuum of space?
Yes, it has an atmosphere and deflector sheilds to keep the outside inhabitable.
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Notice how all the leetle childrens in the picture are all pale and zombified and stuff! ("...and together we will rule the galaxy." :lol:)
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verilon wrote:Notice how all the leetle childrens in the picture are all pale and zombified and stuff! ("...and together we will rule the galaxy." :lol:)
Makes you kind of wonder if the Empire has it's version of the Boy/Girl
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Yes acutaly its called the Emperor's Youth just like Hitlers Youth according to Lucus but less book burning more devotion

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Amazingly enough there was a mussolini youth...
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I enjoyed the idea of a day care center on the Star altogether. :lol:
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