My brief list of expressions

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-18 01:36am

These are the expressions I use instead of Oh my god, and Jesus H. Christ!

Please by all means, Add to the list

Jesus Mythical Christ
Sweet non-existant Jesus
Sweet merciful satan
Jesus tap-dancing Christ
Sweet virgin mary's tampon

I use a few others that may REALLY peeve off respected members like Jegs and other nice moderates that I will not use here.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-18 01:40am

Well, techincally, Jesus did exist, so your "Sweet non-existant Jesus" expression is not entirely accurate. However, whether Jesus had any kind of supernatural powers is an entirely different matter.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-06-18 01:41am

Tampons were not invented up until a few hundred years ago, IIRC. Hence the expression, "on the rag".

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-18 01:42am

Jesus H Christ in a blender.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-18 01:42am

Mine are pretty much designed for maximum blasphemy content, so I'll refrain from sharing, so as not to offend.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-06-18 01:43am

You ought to change your avatar to Admiral Scheer for a few days to see if anyone would notice.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-18 01:44am

I personally am a fan of the "Sweet 'n' Sour" Jesus variety. Nummy.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-18 01:46am

Ну и хуй те в рот. Used as a response to every phrase said by an annoying asshole.

Что за паранойя? used as an expression of surprise (as in "WTF?")

Have a very nice day.
-faglkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-18 01:46am

Jesus jumpin' Christ on a pogo-stick!

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-06-18 01:50am

Jesus Christ in a taxi-cab!

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-06-18 02:04am

Jeebus H frelling Chrimbo!

Credit to Keevan...he thought it up

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-18 02:05am

I know they don't relate to Jesus, but I like:

"Sweet merciful crap!"
"Shpedoinkle!"

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-18 02:19am

"Oh, for Christ'ssakes..."

"Jesus frickin Christ" (replaced frickin with word of choice if needed)

"Duuuuuuude....."

"Good God..."

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-18 03:59am

As a rule - I just stick with the classics, although I have been known to say "Oh Bloody Hell" with a thick yorkshire twang...

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-06-18 05:07am

"Jesus God!"
"Christ on a cracker!" (or "crutch")
"Ods bodkins!"

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-18 10:39am

"Sweet Fucking Eris!"

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2003-06-18 11:54am

Goddamned motherfucking fuck crap

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-06-18 12:07pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Mine are pretty much designed for maximum blasphemy content, so I'll refrain from sharing, so as not to offend.

Thanks.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-18 12:12pm

fgalkin wrote:Well, techincally, Jesus did exist, so your "Sweet non-existant Jesus" expression is not entirely accurate. However, whether Jesus had any kind of supernatural powers is an entirely different matter.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Well, I'm sure people named Jesus have existed, apart from that, I have no opinion

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-06-18 12:25pm

Joshua bar Miriam
Jesus X. Bushmaster

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-18 02:34pm

Shiva H Vishnu
Sweet Merciful Poo!
Jesus on a stick!
Sweet Plagiarised ISIS! (isis can be changed to krishan and gilgamesh to taste)
ohhhh....faeries

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2003-06-18 10:22pm

I just thought up more

1.Bibble
2.Crap-in-a-hat
3.sweet undead zombie jesus
4.ahh fuckbeans