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Post by Son of the Suns »

Before any of you ask, Ted has been given a temporary ban that will be lifted on June 24th, assuming the general populace doesn't decide they want him perm banned. See this thread for the details. Also please note that it's not normal to recieve a one week ban, but this is his second time.
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I think "Obnoxius" should be replaced by "I wish I were Irish".

That'd teach him. :twisted:
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Gandalf wrote:I think "Obnoxius" should be replaced by "I wish I were Irish".

That'd teach him. :twisted:
LOL Amen to that...
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How about "Racist Asshole"? He insults homosexuals, refers to Japanese unapologetically as "nips," and now seems to have aroused the ire of the Irish for no reason.
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Nah...he's living up to Obnoxious.

Attaching the Irish bit...would insult the Irish.
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Durran Korr wrote:How about "Racist Asshole"? He insults homosexuals, refers to Japanese unapologetically as "nips," and now seems to have aroused the ire of the Irish for no reason.
We could go all out and resurrect Arminius' title.
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He was given the title "BANNED."
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Durran Korr wrote:How about "Racist Asshole"? He insults homosexuals, refers to Japanese unapologetically as "nips," and now seems to have aroused the ire of the Irish for no reason.
Not to mention that he's a blatent misogynist and an obvious liar...
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To be honest, this seems like small beans compared to some other stuff he's pulled.
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I dont really mind him.
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Post by irishmick79 »

Wow. Those irish digs from Ted were completely unwarrented and unprovoked (as far as I can see). Where the hell did that come from? Did the IRA blow up his mom or something?
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I'd be curious to know why his racist remarks about the Irish are banworthy, but not his remarks about the Japanese, gays, Americans, etc.
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Post by GrandMasterTerwynn »

Howedar wrote:I'd be curious to know why his racist remarks about the Irish are banworthy, but not his remarks about the Japanese, gays, Americans, etc.
I would guess it's a cumulative sort of thing. Sort of a "straw that broke the camel's back" thing, perhaps.
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But of course.
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The camel's back was broken a long time ago.

Now it's just dead.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The camel's back was broken a long time ago.

Now it's just dead.
But ifs the camels already paraplegic, whats another straw?
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Permanent ban, eh?






Only if I get to press the shiny red button that does the job.

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Ted is little more than a troll with status due to his longevity. I could care less if he stays but certainly no tears will be shed if he is banned. It may actually improve property values here if he is ousted.
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Post by Perinquus »

So Ted is now revealed as being anti-Irish as well as rabidly anti-American. As an Irish American, I suppose I ought to be offended, but Ted's opinion is really a matter of supernatural insignifcance to me. Before I value anyone's opinion, I must first respect that person, and Ted simply isn't worthy of consideration, let alone respect.
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When was the last time he contributed anything useful?
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Durran Korr wrote:How about "Racist Asshole"? He insults homosexuals, refers to Japanese unapologetically as "nips," and now seems to have aroused the ire of the Irish for no reason.
Technically, "homosexual" isn't a race...

But yeah, Ted needs to learn how to keep his damn mouth shut. But I guess that's already obvious.
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Howedar wrote:To be honest, this seems like small beans compared to some other stuff he's pulled.
Exactly my thoughts Howedar.
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Re: Ted

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Son of the Suns wrote:Before any of you ask, Ted has been given a temporary ban that will be lifted on June 24th, assuming the general populace doesn't decide they want him perm banned. See this thread for the details. Also please note that it's not normal to recieve a one week ban, but this is his second time.
What is this, Pick On Ted week? David, can you use this to explain why Ted was banned?
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Post by Kelly Antilles »

Look, Ted has been repeatedly spoken to about his attitude. He received a ban once before. He stepped past the line once again (after numerous other occasions) and has received another ban. He refuses to curb his insults. I'd much rather not see him around at all.
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