Zaia wrote:Today I learned that there is hope for my romantic future, although it may not involve the man I'm currently in love with.
Could this mean another Zaia love advice thread?
Slim chance of that, actually, since I'm still in love with Brian and the form of hope offered was from my friend who lives in Colorado. One of those "If I lived there or if you lived here" type of things...
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Slartibartfast wrote:So you missed the Beavis & Butthead episode where they explained it?
Other than tiny snippets from watching clips of it being played on other people's screens or this one Christmas Carol episode I watched most of, no I've never seen Beavis & Butthead other than those parts.
*awaits the inevitable*
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Durran Korr wrote:I learned today that Sodium Bicarbonate plus Calcium Hypochlorite plus pool water with about 2 parts per million of Copper leaves very ugly stains on the bottom of a white plaster pool liner. Tomorrow I'm going to learn what happens when the owner comes home, finds that his pool has been fucked up, and calls in to bitch out the dumbass who did it.
I felt like that before. Once I had a vehicle accident after hours at an amusement park. I bent the axle of a trailer. It was a horrible sinking feeling.
Dalton wrote:I've learned that watching an entire anime series in one night can lead to cottonbrain the following day.
The movie Perfect Blue has an identical effect.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Zaia wrote:Slim chance of that, actually, since I'm still in love with Brian and the form of hope offered was from my friend who lives in Colorado. One of those "If I lived there or if you lived here" type of things...
Well, looks like you are going to have to be mailed to Colorado, then.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Snails with mayo on a roll tastes like salmon on said roll.
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest "Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
I learned that the movie "Powder" is actually liked by some people. *Groans* *mutters something about the public's stupidity*
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
Bought Visions Of the Beast and now I am playing it at Wake the dead sound level.
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
Today I learned how to install and configure ISA.
What is ISA, you ask?
It's a piece of software.
And now you know just as much about it as I do, because I have no clue what it does. I just install the stuff, I don't use it
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
Batman wrote:Today I learned how to install and configure ISA.
What is ISA, you ask?
It's a piece of software.
And now you know just as much about it as I do, because I have no clue what it does. I just install the stuff, I don't use it
Hmm
Microsoft Internet Security and Accleration Server?
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
I learned that one must be careful while piloting one's Spitfire beneath bridges in Gazala.
Slow day...
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
Batman wrote:Today I learned how to install and configure ISA.
What is ISA, you ask?
It's a piece of software.
And now you know just as much about it as I do, because I have no clue what it does. I just install the stuff, I don't use it
Hmm
Microsoft Internet Security and Accleration Server?
Nope. It's something department-specific that was internally developed by the company I work at.
And I'm slightly offended. I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think I can identify a microsoftian 'Are you sure you're sure you're sure' installation routine when I see one. NTM the logo.
And I learned ANOTHER new thing today, too!
The weather does not ALWAYS turn bad just when I'm about to go home for the weekend.
Actually, after a mostly overcast day, just as I left the office...
...the sun came out
I'm slightly scared now...
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
Slartibartfast wrote:So you missed the Beavis & Butthead episode where they explained it?
Other than tiny snippets from watching clips of it being played on other people's screens or this one Christmas Carol episode I watched most of, no I've never seen Beavis & Butthead other than those parts.
*awaits the inevitable*
I've never seen Beavis and Butthead, and even I knew what it meant. Actually, I think I read that in a book somewhere back in middle school...weird.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Slartibartfast wrote:I discovered that I'm not really bulletproof, when I cut myself shaving.
You shave with a bullet?
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
Slartibartfast wrote:I discovered that I'm not really bulletproof, when I cut myself shaving.
I remember when one of my mate cutn his thumb while shaving. He got ribbeb for the rest of the trip we were on, basicaly along the lines that mad people sometimes believe they have hair on their hands so only a really mad person would try and shave it off.
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