How many languages do you speak?

[Batman]

Of course I wasn't talking about pigeons; I never discuss pigeons outside of church; it's against my principles.

Ah, so all that Latin stuff they tell in church is really about pigeons,yes?
...I know religion is not required to make sense but this is just weird.

EDIT: Correctly quoted first go! Yay me

[Peregrin Toker]

I can also speak pigeon German, but that's really getting more distorted each passing day

I'm reasonably certain pigeons speak the same language the world over. The ones in Italy and France certainly didn't sound any different

while you're at it - I'd like to know what the heck "pig latin" is.

[Col. Crackpot]

I can also speak pigeon German, but that's really getting more distorted each passing day

I'm reasonably certain pigeons speak the same language the world over. The ones in Italy and France certainly didn't sound any different

while you're at it - I'd like to know what the heck "pig latin" is.

pig latin is a made up language based on English. you take the first syllable of the word (only if it begins with a consonant), move it to the end and add "ay".

for example: "shithead" becomes "itheadshay"

"do you speak pig laitn" becomes "oday ouyay eakspay igpay atinlay?"

it's a fun way for 11 year olds to talk without their parents knowing whats going on.