This is HILARIOUS!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-16 01:21pm

Some guy just posted this in another forum I frequent sometimes :

Why do creationists fight against science?
Answer:

Your question has me confused. All major branches of science were started by creationists. There has never been one advancement in any field of science that the evolution theory has helped. The evolution theory is useless. I don't know of any creationists who fights against science. I certainly love science and taught it for 15 years. Most creationists that I know love science and only fight against evolution. You may be confusing the evolution theory with science. Some think the two go together. This is a common mistake due to the intense evolution propaganda campaign of the last 50 years. It would help if you watch my videotape #4 for more on this. There has never been any evidence that any kind of plant or animal has ever been able to create itself or produce any other kind of plant or animal. We have seen thousands of changes within the created kinds but that is not evolution. Please don't accuse me of being against science. I am only against the false teaching of evolution as science.

(Dr. Kent Hovind)

Don't all scientists believe in evolution?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-16 01:26pm

I did`nt know creationists believed in science.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-16 01:42pm

Don't listen to any of Hovind's bullshit. He thinks he's John Wayne.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-16 01:47pm

I just posted my reply, should be fun.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-06-16 04:58pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Don't listen to any of Hovind's bullshit. He thinks he's John Wayne.

He thinks he's dead?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-16 06:32pm

He gots that Thousand Yard stare, man!

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-06-16 08:26pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Don't listen to any of Hovind's bullshit. He thinks he's John Wayne.

I don't know if he thinks he's John Wayne, but he got his Ph.D. in "Christian Education" from a diploma mill. He lies about radiocarbon dating. He makes lineral use of a wide array of fallacies. His thesis isn't worthy of a high school kid. If you want to read it, go here:

http://www.geocities.com/kenthovind/

It'll also fill you in on some of his other whoppers, mistakes, and idiocies.

The man's a kook. He believes in fire-breathing dragons.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-16 08:33pm

He uses Geocities. That says a lot right there.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-06-16 08:34pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:He uses Geocities. That says a lot right there.

No, the site is made by somebody that's dedicated to ripping gaping holes in his arguments...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-16 08:39pm

Oh. Never mind then. That'll teach me to type without checking first.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-16 08:40pm

Gah! Some many simple sentences, doesn't he know what a subordinate clause is?!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-17 02:02am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Gah! Some many simple sentences, doesn't he know what a subordinate clause is?!

Burn him in the hellish fires of an english lesson!!!!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, to bite you in the ass! Yeah Hovind, you heard me!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-17 11:57am

Perinquus wrote:The man's a kook. He believes in fire-breathing dragons.

I have a fire breathing dragon in my garage.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-17 12:42pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Perinquus wrote:The man's a kook. He believes in fire-breathing dragons.

I have a fire breathing dragon in my garage.

Alright, I'ver read The Demon Haunted World. Can I see it?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-17 12:49pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I have a fire breathing dragon in my garage.

Woot can I worship it?

I used Carl Sagan's dragon against a fuddie at work once.

That was a blast

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-17 01:14pm

Hovind is not only a phony, he's a BIIIIIIIIIIG phony!

In fact, he's so moronic that other creationists consider him a liability to the Creationist movement.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-17 04:48pm

Lonestar wrote:Can I see it?

It's invisible.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-18 08:02am

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Lonestar wrote:Can I see it?
It's invisible.

Can I pet it, or is it immaterial as well? In which case, can I have it burn the flesh of a couple of heretics who don`t believe in it?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-18 09:46am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Can I pet it, or is it immaterial as well?

Immaterial.

In which case, can I have it burn the flesh of a couple of heretics who don`t believe in it?

Sorry, but its flaming breath is heatless. Although sometimes it does burn my finger when no one else is looking.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-18 12:37pm

Ah, Hovind. Will he ever realize that he has brains of a Kentrosaur, er I mean dragon bones misidentified by an evil evolutionist conspiracy

?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-18 12:39pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Ah, Hovind. Will he ever realize that he has brains of a Kentrosaur, er I mean dragon bones misidentified by an evil evolutionist conspiracy ?

Is`nt that insulting the animal by comparing it to a screwball.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-18 12:41pm

Montcalm wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:Ah, Hovind. Will he ever realize that he has brains of a Kentrosaur, er I mean dragon bones misidentified by an evil evolutionist conspiracy ?
Is`nt that insulting the animal by comparing it to a screwball.

I have no respect for the dead!

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2003-06-18 01:39pm

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-19 07:55am

Badme wrote:;(

?Hoom?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-19 08:43am

So... how do you know that the dragon exists, Pilot, other than the fact you say so?