Harry Potter: Numero Cinco!

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Well? Answer my question or suffer my wrath! ...Please?

Yes, the HP books are a good read and I'm going to get the new one sometime soon. Yeah. Kewl.
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19%
Umm, I've already pre-ordered the book and it'll be at my house on Saturday. *sheepish grin*
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Haven't pre-ordered, but I'm going to try to buy it the day it comes out. Rah, HP!!
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Meh, I'm in no hurry. I'll read it eventually.
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Harry who? Never heard of 'im.
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I HAAAAAAAAATE Harry Potter with a passion and wish the plague upon J.K. Rowling. Ugh.
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Errr, read? Wha? *drools* Wha's dat?
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No thanks, that's demonic literature right there. I love Jesus!!
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Gil Hamilton wrote:In a small comic I did for a friend who is a fan of the movie, I had Hermione finally getting so angry at Ron (for being a pig headed moron) that she accidently cast Dragon Slave and leveled Hogwarts. :)
I can somehow see that :D
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FYI: She killed one of the main characters in this book.
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I read dead people. All the time. They don't know that Rowling's writing them...
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Zoink wrote:FYI: She killed one of the main characters in this book.
Yes, we know :P
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Robert Treder wrote:There's no option for me on that poll. I don't hate Harry Potter, but I know full well who he is. I also will never read any of the books, though I will watch all of the movies.
Sorry, the "Harry who?" option or whatever it is was completely sarcastic. I think everyone on the planet who hasn't been living in a cave knows who Harry Potter is. That's the "I don't really care" option.

Sorry, babe. *kisses Rob's cheek* Yet another time where I wish I had my sarcastic font. Phooey!
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Oh no! Someone stole $1.68 million worth of the new HP book!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

...Ok, I'm over it, as long as I still get mine on Saturday. :D

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*adds whoever stole the books to the OTHER list*

If this impacts the delivery schedule in any way shape or form I shall be very angry :evil:
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Zaia wrote:Ok, 'fess up. How many of you are going to get the newest HP book (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) when it comes out later this week, and how many of you just don't give a shit? :D
Couldn't vote for the last choice, because while I do love Jesus, I think that the HP books are no more demonic than LoTR. That being said, I've never read a HP book, because they're kids books, and I haven't read kids books in a long time. Maybe when we finally adopt one...
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nope. i'm waiting for SpellCrossed, a Hogworts School / New Jedi Order crossover by Stravo :P
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Zaia wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:There's no option for me on that poll. I don't hate Harry Potter, but I know full well who he is. I also will never read any of the books, though I will watch all of the movies.
Sorry, the "Harry who?" option or whatever it is was completely sarcastic. I think everyone on the planet who hasn't been living in a cave knows who Harry Potter is. That's the "I don't really care" option.

Sorry, babe. *kisses Rob's cheek* Yet another time where I wish I had my sarcastic font. Phooey!
Bah, you didn't have an "I don't really care" option on that poll of yours! Thus, I had to vote "Harry who" damnit!
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phongn wrote:
Zoink wrote:FYI: She killed one of the main characters in this book.
Yes, we know :P

But do you know who? ;)
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FYI: She killed one of the main characters in this book.
So did George R. R. Martin. Several times. :P
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I'm going to get it as soon as I get back from vacation.
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The only reason I've preordered it from Amazon is because it's half price. And the only reason i bought Goblet of Fire on the day it was realise was because I was shopping on that day anyway! Honest! *twitch*
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I'll probably wait until the hubub dies down or maybe until it gets released in paperback (yes i'm a cheapskate).

I didn't really see what was so good about the first two but i enojoyed 3 and 4. They were darker and the characters have developed a bit. And i might say it's about high time someone important gets offed, their developing Rincewind level character shields for christs sake!
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Alex Moon wrote:I'll probably buy it if I've found work by then.

Hmm, so Harry and his friends should be 15-16 in this next book? Damn, it's almost to the point where we can start pumping out fanfiction in which the girls discover the secret 'wandus vibratus' spell and it won't be considered sick and creepy. [JOKE! -ed]
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I'll probly buy the book on Saturday if I can, but I won't be reading it til the 12 of July when I fly up to Pennsylvania for 3 weeks>
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Batman wrote:May I humbly request a 'Umm, I've already pre-ordered the book and it'll be at my house 'shortly' because that's when amazon says they'll deliver' option for those of us outside the US/UK? :P
Of course for Amazon that means before you die. :wink:
Actually, they're usually pretty prompt with delivery once they've commited themselves to a date. amazon.de, anyways.
Hell, there used to be a time when they were so fast I started thinking 'week' was this thing divided into 24 hours...
For me, Amazon.com saying delivery by April 30, means delivery by June 1st.
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My brother works at a bookstore, I think the answer is obvious...
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Any Brits here bought a stolen copy of the book? :wink:
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I haven't read any Harry Potter, and I don't plan to. That particular series holds no interest for me.
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Montcalm wrote:Any Brits here bought a stolen copy of the book? :wink:
Sort of the Italian Job meets Harry Potter - could be quite entertaining...

Hagrid: Las' nigh' Professor, the prefec's bathroom were broken into...
Dumbledore: Bathroom?
Hagrid: Bathroom.
Dumbledore: Broken into?
Hagrid: Well, I say that, actually, I found this sodding big snake skin and a grappling hook...

Meanwhile: in the courtyard

Malfoy: Dis your broomstick? Pretty broomstick? Paid for?

One school girl rescue attempt later...

P Weasley: They've done it, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Done what, Percy?
P Weasley: The job...

School: dun-dun-dun-dun-dun- dun-dun-dun-dun Hagrid!
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Cut to: Harry and Ron balanced on big ass snake...

Potter: Hold on a minute, Ron, I got a great idea...

Wow, I think there might actually be something in that, must see if I can do a conversion when my time frees up...
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neoolong wrote:
Batman wrote: Actually, they're usually pretty prompt with delivery once they've commited themselves to a date. amazon.de, anyways.
Hell, there used to be a time when they were so fast I started thinking 'week' was this thing divided into 24 hours...
For me, Amazon.com saying delivery by April 30, means delivery by June 1st.
Ouch :?
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HP is good car and airplane reading. The movies are a fun way to spend an few hours. The thing that's really special about them is that they've gotten little kids to turn off the fucking TV and read a book, and since I'm 22 and my personal library can be measured in cubic yards, that doesn't really apply to me.
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Zoink wrote:
phongn wrote:
Zoink wrote:FYI: She killed one of the main characters in this book.
Yes, we know :P
But do you know who? ;)
Heh. Cute. NO SPOILERS!! Please. *bats eyelashes* :D
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Zaia wrote:
Zoink wrote:
phongn wrote: Yes, we know :P
But do you know who? ;)
Heh. Cute. NO SPOILERS!! Please. *bats eyelashes* :D
Personally, I doubt it. Since You-know-who is the main villain of the series I can't see JKR doing away with him before the last book.






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'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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