I can somehow see thatGil Hamilton wrote:In a small comic I did for a friend who is a fan of the movie, I had Hermione finally getting so angry at Ron (for being a pig headed moron) that she accidently cast Dragon Slave and leveled Hogwarts.
Harry Potter: Numero Cinco!
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Sorry, the "Harry who?" option or whatever it is was completely sarcastic. I think everyone on the planet who hasn't been living in a cave knows who Harry Potter is. That's the "I don't really care" option.Robert Treder wrote:There's no option for me on that poll. I don't hate Harry Potter, but I know full well who he is. I also will never read any of the books, though I will watch all of the movies.
Sorry, babe. *kisses Rob's cheek* Yet another time where I wish I had my sarcastic font. Phooey!
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Oh no! Someone stole $1.68 million worth of the new HP book!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
...Ok, I'm over it, as long as I still get mine on Saturday.
Link!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
...Ok, I'm over it, as long as I still get mine on Saturday.
Link!
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*adds whoever stole the books to the OTHER list*
If this impacts the delivery schedule in any way shape or form I shall be very angry
If this impacts the delivery schedule in any way shape or form I shall be very angry
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'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
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Re: Harry Potter: Numero Cinco!
Couldn't vote for the last choice, because while I do love Jesus, I think that the HP books are no more demonic than LoTR. That being said, I've never read a HP book, because they're kids books, and I haven't read kids books in a long time. Maybe when we finally adopt one...Zaia wrote:Ok, 'fess up. How many of you are going to get the newest HP book (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) when it comes out later this week, and how many of you just don't give a shit?
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Bah, you didn't have an "I don't really care" option on that poll of yours! Thus, I had to vote "Harry who" damnit!Zaia wrote:Sorry, the "Harry who?" option or whatever it is was completely sarcastic. I think everyone on the planet who hasn't been living in a cave knows who Harry Potter is. That's the "I don't really care" option.Robert Treder wrote:There's no option for me on that poll. I don't hate Harry Potter, but I know full well who he is. I also will never read any of the books, though I will watch all of the movies.
Sorry, babe. *kisses Rob's cheek* Yet another time where I wish I had my sarcastic font. Phooey!
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So did George R. R. Martin. Several times.FYI: She killed one of the main characters in this book.
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I'm going to get it as soon as I get back from vacation.
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The only reason I've preordered it from Amazon is because it's half price. And the only reason i bought Goblet of Fire on the day it was realise was because I was shopping on that day anyway! Honest! *twitch*
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I'll probably wait until the hubub dies down or maybe until it gets released in paperback (yes i'm a cheapskate).
I didn't really see what was so good about the first two but i enojoyed 3 and 4. They were darker and the characters have developed a bit. And i might say it's about high time someone important gets offed, their developing Rincewind level character shields for christs sake!
I didn't really see what was so good about the first two but i enojoyed 3 and 4. They were darker and the characters have developed a bit. And i might say it's about high time someone important gets offed, their developing Rincewind level character shields for christs sake!
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Oh so you haven't seen the ALotD for the Harry/Malfoy gay fanfiction collection.(Thats right, you heard correctly, there is no god)Alex Moon wrote:I'll probably buy it if I've found work by then.
Hmm, so Harry and his friends should be 15-16 in this next book? Damn, it's almost to the point where we can start pumping out fanfiction in which the girls discover the secret 'wandus vibratus' spell and it won't be considered sick and creepy. [JOKE! -ed]
I'll probly buy the book on Saturday if I can, but I won't be reading it til the 12 of July when I fly up to Pennsylvania for 3 weeks>
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For me, Amazon.com saying delivery by April 30, means delivery by June 1st.Batman wrote:Actually, they're usually pretty prompt with delivery once they've commited themselves to a date. amazon.de, anyways.neoolong wrote:Of course for Amazon that means before you die.Batman wrote:May I humbly request a 'Umm, I've already pre-ordered the book and it'll be at my house 'shortly' because that's when amazon says they'll deliver' option for those of us outside the US/UK?
Hell, there used to be a time when they were so fast I started thinking 'week' was this thing divided into 24 hours...
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I haven't read any Harry Potter, and I don't plan to. That particular series holds no interest for me.
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Sort of the Italian Job meets Harry Potter - could be quite entertaining...Montcalm wrote:Any Brits here bought a stolen copy of the book?
Hagrid: Las' nigh' Professor, the prefec's bathroom were broken into...
Dumbledore: Bathroom?
Hagrid: Bathroom.
Dumbledore: Broken into?
Hagrid: Well, I say that, actually, I found this sodding big snake skin and a grappling hook...
Meanwhile: in the courtyard
Malfoy: Dis your broomstick? Pretty broomstick? Paid for?
One school girl rescue attempt later...
P Weasley: They've done it, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Done what, Percy?
P Weasley: The job...
School: dun-dun-dun-dun-dun- dun-dun-dun-dun Hagrid!
Those blokes sing: This is the House Elf Liberation Society...
Cut to: Harry and Ron balanced on big ass snake...
Potter: Hold on a minute, Ron, I got a great idea...
Wow, I think there might actually be something in that, must see if I can do a conversion when my time frees up...
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Ouchneoolong wrote:For me, Amazon.com saying delivery by April 30, means delivery by June 1st.Batman wrote: Actually, they're usually pretty prompt with delivery once they've commited themselves to a date. amazon.de, anyways.
Hell, there used to be a time when they were so fast I started thinking 'week' was this thing divided into 24 hours...
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'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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HP is good car and airplane reading. The movies are a fun way to spend an few hours. The thing that's really special about them is that they've gotten little kids to turn off the fucking TV and read a book, and since I'm 22 and my personal library can be measured in cubic yards, that doesn't really apply to me.
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Heh. Cute. NO SPOILERS!! Please. *bats eyelashes*Zoink wrote:But do you know who?phongn wrote:Yes, we knowZoink wrote:FYI: She killed one of the main characters in this book.
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Personally, I doubt it. Since You-know-who is the main villain of the series I can't see JKR doing away with him before the last book.Zaia wrote:Heh. Cute. NO SPOILERS!! Please. *bats eyelashes*Zoink wrote:But do you know who?phongn wrote: Yes, we know
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. Please don't hurt me
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'