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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 03:25am

http://www.harpazo.net/101/List.html

ph34r the list of end time!!!111!11

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-13 05:03am

I love the one about solar flares and sunspots. Surely an event that has always occured must signify the end of time...

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-06-13 07:35am

#3: Just great! Now even God has the Bomb!

#11: Oops! looks like the Bible didn't count on Dubya!

#13: Do I really have to spell it out?

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-13 08:03am

My......head...................what a way to wake up!

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-13 08:42am

Heaven forbid someone should want to speak their own ethnic language instead of Hebrew.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-06-13 08:50am

Oh, and I love how the fundies hate the EU. I'm getting so sick of all this Evil Empire / 10 headed dragon bullshit. It's obvious that these people want the world to end, but this is just supid.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-13 11:23am

Enforcer Talen wrote:http://www.harpazo.net/101/List.html

ph34r the list of end time!!!111!11

It's funny how he cites Israel's very existence and acquisition of Israel's Biblical size as proof of the validity of Revelations - since the Israeli have been deliberately trying to fulfil several of the prophecies listed!

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-06-13 01:11pm

WHo said people couldn't try to make a prophecy come true?

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-06-18 04:38am

You know I kinda think that US foreign policy is directed towards the spin doctored interpretations of the end-times...Why else would we be wasting our time with Israel? Oh wait, foothold in the Mid-East and thus oil. Nevermind.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-06-18 05:01am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:http://www.harpazo.net/101/List.html

ph34r the list of end time!!!111!11
It's funny how he cites Israel's very existence and acquisition of Israel's Biblical size as proof of the validity of Revelations - since the Israeli have been deliberately trying to fulfil several of the prophecies listed!

The Israelis are trying to recreate as much of ancient Israel as possible?! This is a complete shock! Who would think that a people who've carried around the idea for 2000 years of reforming their nation would actually try it once they had the chance!

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-06-18 05:02am

Yuri Prime wrote:I love the one about solar flares and sunspots. Surely an event that has always occured must signify the end of time...

LMFAO, it's funny you should say that:

101:
Men would mock the warning signs of the end of the age saying,
"These signs have always been around" (2 Peter 3:3-4).
The Bible even reveals their motivation, they love lust.

Hahaha, how lame.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-18 10:19am

Embracer Of Darkness wrote: LMFAO, it's funny you should say that:

101:
Men would mock the warning signs of the end of the age saying,
"These signs have always been around" (2 Peter 3:3-4).
The Bible even reveals their motivation, they love lust.

Now that's just silly.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-18 02:09pm

Well golly. I'm convinced.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-18 02:37pm

'He could predict wars and famines, but this was not such a great feat, for there was always a war and generally a famine somewhere'

-Mark Twain

Sindai · Post by **Sindai** » 2003-06-18 03:41pm

My favorite is the one about ignoring the large amount of fossil evidence that shows the Great Flood occured.

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