James' burial box a fake!

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James' burial box a fake!

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Yahoohoo!

The box that supposedly contained Jesus' brother James is declared a fake. The box is real, the inscription was faked. The inscription was cut *through* the natural aging of the box.
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Damn, Didn't you just want to be able to rub this in the Catholic faces?
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I suppose the denizens of this board will proclaim this revelation evidence of Christianity's mendacity. :D
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Naturally, this only proves that the box's inscription was a fake. It has no bearing on the existance or lack thereof of God, the accuracy or lack thereof of the Bible, and so forth.
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Howedar wrote:Naturally, this only proves that the box's inscription was a fake. It has no bearing on the existance or lack thereof of God, the accuracy or lack thereof of the Bible, and so forth.
Please do not blaspheme against atheism and its irrationality!

This is proof there is no God! May the denizens of SDN rejoice merrily tonight! :D
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This IS proof that the proof of Jesus that exists is faked. As with the showd of turin this box is a fake, this was the only primary source document that could have refered to jesus that we have thus found, which means that once again there is a complete lack of primary evidence for his existance. This just shows that there is no evidence that he existed, which means that according to logic we must assume the negative, that he didnt exist until such time as evidence is found.
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EvilGrey wrote:I suppose the denizens of this board will proclaim this revelation evidence of Christianity's mendacity. :D
If you mean we'll say that somebody tried to fabricate evidence, then yeah. Got a problem with the truth?
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IF it was a forgery, its not a modern one. The second engraving was placed on the box within a few hundred years of the first.

Besides, why would a Jew manufacture evidence to support Christianity?
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Supposedly Constantines Wife / Mother (Cannot remeber which) found lots of holy rellcs. My suspicion woudl be that most of these were created to strengthen the new religion.
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Yeah, that "Spear of Destiny" turned up rather conveniently for him. But this ossuary is an undocumented relic.
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EvilGrey wrote:
Howedar wrote:Naturally, this only proves that the box's inscription was a fake. It has no bearing on the existance or lack thereof of God, the accuracy or lack thereof of the Bible, and so forth.
Please do not blaspheme against atheism and its irrationality!

This is proof there is no God! May the denizens of SDN rejoice merrily tonight! :D
Hi Evil Gray, how are you today? I think the point everyone's trying to make is that if it was a forgery, it does not support Christianity. You're assuming a false dichotomy where nobody has claimed one. Have a nice day (and please refer to the first quote in my signature).
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Kitsune wrote:Supposedly Constantines Wife / Mother (Cannot remeber which) found lots of holy rellcs. My suspicion woudl be that most of these were created to strengthen the new religion.
Helena, Constantine's mother. She supposedly found the cross of the cucifixion in her 70's or 80's.
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EvilGrey wrote:
Howedar wrote:Naturally, this only proves that the box's inscription was a fake. It has no bearing on the existance or lack thereof of God, the accuracy or lack thereof of the Bible, and so forth.
Please do not blaspheme against atheism and its irrationality!

This is proof there is no God! May the denizens of SDN rejoice merrily tonight! :D
Ah, the stupidity strikes again. :roll:

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CaptainChewbacca wrote:IF it was a forgery, its not a modern one. The second engraving was placed on the box within a few hundred years of the first.

Besides, why would a Jew manufacture evidence to support Christianity?
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Considering he's still an orthodox Jew, I would tend to think not. He's not selling it, so its not for profit. He doesn't need publicity, since he just owns it.

No reason for this guy to have faked it. And he didn't buy it as "James' ossuary", just an ossuary. So no one faked it to scam him.
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Straha wrote:Damn, Didn't you just want to be able to rub this in the Catholic faces?
Um ... no, because Catholics believe that Jesus was an only child and that Mary was a virgin her entire life (due to their hatred of sex, naturally), so this would just give them more credibility.
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Durandal wrote:
Straha wrote:Damn, Didn't you just want to be able to rub this in the Catholic faces?
Um ... no, because Catholics believe that Jesus was an only child and that Mary was a virgin her entire life (due to their hatred of sex, naturally), so this would just give them more credibility.
Uh since it's a box of Jesus' brother supposedly, then wouldn't that mean that Mary had sex at least one more time? Which is what Catholics don't think happened. So how does it give them more credibility?
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EvilGrey wrote:
Howedar wrote:Naturally, this only proves that the box's inscription was a fake. It has no bearing on the existance or lack thereof of God, the accuracy or lack thereof of the Bible, and so forth.
Please do not blaspheme against atheism and its irrationality!

This is proof there is no God! May the denizens of SDN rejoice merrily tonight! :D


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Zoink wrote:Yahoohoo!

The box that supposedly contained Jesus' brother James is declared a fake. The box is real, the inscription was faked. The inscription was cut *through* the natural aging of the box.
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*Whacks EvilGrey in the nuts with a baseball bat*

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neoolong wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Straha wrote:Damn, Didn't you just want to be able to rub this in the Catholic faces?
Um ... no, because Catholics believe that Jesus was an only child and that Mary was a virgin her entire life (due to their hatred of sex, naturally), so this would just give them more credibility.
Uh since it's a box of Jesus' brother supposedly, then wouldn't that mean that Mary had sex at least one more time? Which is what Catholics don't think happened. So how does it give them more credibility?
Did you miss the part about it being proven to be a fake and the part about Mary never having had sex?
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Hamel wrote:Falwel
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Why would Falwel or any Christian even care? I never knew of the existence of this box in the first place...
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Durandal wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Durandal wrote: Um ... no, because Catholics believe that Jesus was an only child and that Mary was a virgin her entire life (due to their hatred of sex, naturally), so this would just give them more credibility.
Uh since it's a box of Jesus' brother supposedly, then wouldn't that mean that Mary had sex at least one more time? Which is what Catholics don't think happened. So how does it give them more credibility?
Did you miss the part about it being proven to be a fake and the part about Mary never having had sex?
No. But it being real doesn't give them credibility either. Nor does it being fake.
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Durandal wrote:
Straha wrote:Damn, Didn't you just want to be able to rub this in the Catholic faces?
Um ... no, because Catholics believe that Jesus was an only child and that Mary was a virgin her entire life (due to their hatred of sex, naturally), so this would just give them more credibility.
Say what? I don't think the issue has ever been mentioned in Catholic dogma.
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