Which one of these could defeat the Falcon?

[Wicked Pilot]

Well, could any?

[Wicked Pilot]

Obviousily, the poll should read "House wife with a frying pan and PMS"

[Evil Jerk]

None of them stand a chance! Muahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!
Bwahahahahaha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hahahahaha! Huahahaha!

[HemlockGrey]

All of the above. If combined. And assuming the character shields and Solo Luck Factor are disabled.

Maybe.

[Evil Jerk]

All of the above. If combined. And assuming the character shields and Solo Luck Factor are disabled.

Maybe.

Ha! Never, not even Darkstar's walls of ignorance and SG-1's combined super character shield can even dent the Falcon. Nyohohohoho!

[CorSec]

A bad paraphrase, but you get my point.

Do not be too proud of the technological terror you've contstructed, it is insignificant next to the power of PMS.

[IronicTwist]

If anyone's got a chance, it's the Whitestar. It took on Vorlons, Shadows, Thirdspace aliens, and Ivanova's terrible driving. How much trouble could an old freighter give it?

On the other hand, the space worm would eat the Whitestar alive...

[Master of Ossus]

IronicTwist, your statement is COMPLETELY unfounded. The White Star would not have an astropop's chance in hell of beating the Falcon. Compared with SW, B5 firepower is laughable and none of its other capabilities are worth even a footnote in a history text. The "old freighter" would destroy the ship in one shot from almost any of its weapons. None of these have any chance of defeating the MF, if all other conditions are equal. Usually I don't go for totalogies (they always have a chance), but in this case there are really no and, ifs, or buts. The Falcon is technologically superior in almost every way to every single ship here, and it would crush any of them during combat.

With regards to DarkStar, while his wall of ignorance would undoubtedly make this a hell of a debate and flame war, it would not change the actual outcome. Besides, he never wins any of the debates he has, anyway.

[Wicked Pilot]

Um, this is a parody thread. Its purpose is to spook the other threads about the Falcon vs Defiant/Whitestar/etc, not engage in serious debate.

Perhaps I should have left Defiant and Whitestar out.

[Sea Skimmer]

Iraq might provide enough targets to run the Falcon out of ammunition…

Then they can launch their latest "Al insanity" ultimate uber Scud of doom with space for a 2 once warhead. The missile will of course promptly miss the Falcon, and the whole continent, then continue on and land in Brasilia, where it will dent a mailbox, in the Russian embassy.

Russia declares war. The Russians smuggle an entire Armored Corps into the country in diplomatic bags and as samples of equipment being offered for export before hand and seize the country from the inside out. Meanwhile another Army coming by sea gets lost and ends up invading the Vatican.

[haas mark]

ALWAYS beware the wrath of a bitch...esp one w/ a frying pan...esp if she is PMSing...ANY woman PMSing is enough to destroy ANYTHING, ANYONE, EVERYTHING, and EVERYONE!!!

[haas mark]

A bad paraphrase, but you get my point.

Do not be too proud of the technological terror you've contstructed, it is insignificant next to the power of PMS.

My point exactly. You do NOT want to meet my mother when she is PMSing...oh, wait, she ALWAYS is!!!

[IronicTwist]

IronicTwist, your statement is COMPLETELY unfounded.

I was kidding, Ossus. I thought the comment about Ivanova's terrible driving would get that across (not even the Whitestar survived her driving).

The only comment I was remotely serious about was the space worm bit. It does seem like an organic ship would be easier to digest. The worm would probably have had to pass the MF whole. Ouch...

[Master of Ossus]

Sorry. At that point in time I did not realize that this thread was a joke. My fault. Didn't mean to flame you.