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I just saw him on T.V. He's an old man from Georgia. He is just as lunatic as you would think. He sounded like a senile evangelical preacher, except instead of talking about Jesus, he was going on about four time points and how the Easter Islanders destroyed their trees and chickens and rats and resorted to cannibalism because they didn't understand the time cube, and the same thing will happen to us. We are all stupid and evil because we do not understand the time cube.
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Post by Mutant Headcrab »

Can I ask one question?

JUST WHAT THE HELL IS A TIME CUBE?!?!
Really, I want to know.
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Post by Joe »

The Time Cube is:

!@#$%^&*()FKFJKNDHFJKLFDFS
FDS(&D^S*&(*FDS(&F*DS&DS(
FDHJJKHFSIUFDYFS(*&FD)(&S

That makes about as much sense as the official explanation found on the website.
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Post by Johonebesus »

www. timecube.com

A very famous site containing a long, multi-colored rant about this time cube thing. Go ahead and see how much you can read.
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Post by kojikun »

johone, you have TechTV too huh? Isnt martin nutz? what happened in the little debate?

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I could have gone without seeing that until the last LOTRs movie was released.....
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Post by Saurencaerthai »

What scares me is that he has the CAPABILITY to go on for THAT long like that! I would have gotten bored typing that 3/4ths the way through!
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Post by Amstrad »

This is truely bizarre.

Is this real?

Does anyone else believe in/understand the Time Cube... or is it just this one guy? Does he have a crazy cult following?
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Well, whatever he's smoking, I want some.
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That site is possibly the most disturbed one I've come across yet.
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Return to reality! This is your last chance, any farther and you'll be irretrievably lost in that world of madness!
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

LMAO!!!
Someone ought to stick him in the Cube, or the HyperCube.

He has some idiotic assumtion that time is the founded fourth dimention, and that our universe is a cube moving through time or something to that effect. Though the better description would be a 4th spatial dimension and a sphere, not a cube.
Basically this man is in every sense a lunatic.
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