Time Cube Guy
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Johonebesus
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Time Cube Guy
I just saw him on T.V. He's an old man from Georgia. He is just as lunatic as you would think. He sounded like a senile evangelical preacher, except instead of talking about Jesus, he was going on about four time points and how the Easter Islanders destroyed their trees and chickens and rats and resorted to cannibalism because they didn't understand the time cube, and the same thing will happen to us. We are all stupid and evil because we do not understand the time cube.
"Can you eat quarks? Can you spread them on your bed when the cold weather comes?" -Bernard Levin
"Sir: Mr. Bernard Levin asks 'Can you eat quarks?' I estimate that he eats 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 quarks a day...Yours faithfully..." -Sir Alan Cottrell
Elohim's loving mercy: "Hey, you, don't turn around. WTF! I said DON'T tur- you know what, you're a pillar of salt now. Bitch." - an anonymous commenter
"Sir: Mr. Bernard Levin asks 'Can you eat quarks?' I estimate that he eats 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 quarks a day...Yours faithfully..." -Sir Alan Cottrell
Elohim's loving mercy: "Hey, you, don't turn around. WTF! I said DON'T tur- you know what, you're a pillar of salt now. Bitch." - an anonymous commenter
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Mutant Headcrab
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The Time Cube is:
!@#$%^&*()FKFJKNDHFJKLFDFS
FDS(&D^S*&(*FDS(&F*DS&DS(
FDHJJKHFSIUFDYFS(*&FD)(&S
That makes about as much sense as the official explanation found on the website.
!@#$%^&*()FKFJKNDHFJKLFDFS
FDS(&D^S*&(*FDS(&F*DS&DS(
FDHJJKHFSIUFDYFS(*&FD)(&S
That makes about as much sense as the official explanation found on the website.
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Johonebesus
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www. timecube.com
A very famous site containing a long, multi-colored rant about this time cube thing. Go ahead and see how much you can read.
A very famous site containing a long, multi-colored rant about this time cube thing. Go ahead and see how much you can read.
"Can you eat quarks? Can you spread them on your bed when the cold weather comes?" -Bernard Levin
"Sir: Mr. Bernard Levin asks 'Can you eat quarks?' I estimate that he eats 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 quarks a day...Yours faithfully..." -Sir Alan Cottrell
Elohim's loving mercy: "Hey, you, don't turn around. WTF! I said DON'T tur- you know what, you're a pillar of salt now. Bitch." - an anonymous commenter
"Sir: Mr. Bernard Levin asks 'Can you eat quarks?' I estimate that he eats 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 quarks a day...Yours faithfully..." -Sir Alan Cottrell
Elohim's loving mercy: "Hey, you, don't turn around. WTF! I said DON'T tur- you know what, you're a pillar of salt now. Bitch." - an anonymous commenter
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BlkbrryTheGreat
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I could have gone without seeing that until the last LOTRs movie was released.....
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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Crayz9000
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Well, whatever he's smoking, I want some.
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Return to reality! This is your last chance, any farther and you'll be irretrievably lost in that world of madness!
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SyntaxVorlon
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LMAO!!!
Someone ought to stick him in the Cube, or the HyperCube.
He has some idiotic assumtion that time is the founded fourth dimention, and that our universe is a cube moving through time or something to that effect. Though the better description would be a 4th spatial dimension and a sphere, not a cube.
Basically this man is in every sense a lunatic.
Someone ought to stick him in the Cube, or the HyperCube.
He has some idiotic assumtion that time is the founded fourth dimention, and that our universe is a cube moving through time or something to that effect. Though the better description would be a 4th spatial dimension and a sphere, not a cube.
Basically this man is in every sense a lunatic.