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You know this girl, or girls rather. They live in a nice big house nearby and have a jacuzzi. They are also inviting you along along with others for an orgy this weekend after a bar crawl.

So far so good.

A day before said orgy, you find that the house has a website, a webcam website. There are at least a dozen cameras in the house, one in nearly every room and all streaming live footage online.

Do you still go to this wonderful night with said girls involved and jacuzzi, or do you back out thinking about the cameras?

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Nope...regardless of the thought of "ORGY TIME!!!!"; I'd rather not have my ass all over the World Wide Web.
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I'm not an orgy type of guy. One good girl is just enough. But no, I won't be the subject of some idiots perversions just for a night of party.
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But... jacuzzi?!

Ah rats.

Anyone know of any camera jamming devices?
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Admiral Valdemar wrote:But... jacuzzi?!

Ah rats.

Anyone know of any camera jamming devices?
Duct tape.
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if you are single i don't see the problem. People see you on the internet, who cares. It's not like your parents go surfing those websites.
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I would not want to be on web doing the nasty. Although Id be curious about an orgy. Id rather watch, than participate though.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:But... jacuzzi?!

Ah rats.

Anyone know of any camera jamming devices?
Duct tape.
It's good for most problems.
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Bollocks, I'm taking my air pistol then or a small EMP device at least.
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Steal into that house in the night before the party, and paint all the camera lenses black. :twisted:
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Laser pointers do wonderful things to cameras. The only problem is that you have to keep the laser focused on the lens for a period of time to cause any damage to the camera, if it even damages it.
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Crayz9000 wrote:Laser pointers do wonderful things to cameras. The only problem is that you have to keep the laser focused on the lens for a period of time to cause any damage to the camera, if it even damages it.
I have one... at home... bah.
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If you can locate the camera then simply unplugging it could be an option. But they're likely hidden.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:If you can locate the camera then simply unplugging it could be an option. But they're likely hidden.
I know where they are, I have images from the rooms at the time so it'd be easy to get them. Of course, this could all be avoided by simply staying in my room on campus, it just won't fit that many people in a 6x4 room. :P
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Crayz9000 wrote:Laser pointers do wonderful things to cameras. The only problem is that you have to keep the laser focused on the lens for a period of time to cause any damage to the camera, if it even damages it.
High power green lasers ought to do a number on those cameras. A 15mW pointer version is available from http://www.megalaser.com/, and higher power ones can be found at redline lasers. Unfortunately green lasers are rather expensive.
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Sure, just stay in the Jacuzzi and keep the jets on (the camera likely won't be able to see through the ripples and foam).
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Durran Korr wrote:Sure, just stay in the Jacuzzi and keep the jets on (the camera likely won't be able to see through the ripples and foam).
The getting in and out bit would be the tricky ones...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Sure, just stay in the Jacuzzi and keep the jets on (the camera likely won't be able to see through the ripples and foam).
The getting in and out bit would be the tricky ones...
Go in with trunks on, take them off when you get in, and leave them within arm's reach so you can put them back on when you get out.
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Durran Korr wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Sure, just stay in the Jacuzzi and keep the jets on (the camera likely won't be able to see through the ripples and foam).
The getting in and out bit would be the tricky ones...
Go in with trunks on, take them off when you get in, and leave them within arm's reach so you can put them back on when you get out.
Unless someone there take them away from you.
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Montcalm wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: The getting in and out bit would be the tricky ones...
Go in with trunks on, take them off when you get in, and leave them within arm's reach so you can put them back on when you get out.
Unless someone there take them away from you.
There are plenty of places in a spa you could attach them to.
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Montcalm wrote:Unless someone there take them away from you.
They can certainly try.

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It seems like your not keen to do this so why don't i go and take your place instead? :angelic:
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2000AD wrote:It seems like your not keen to do this so why don't i go and take your place instead? :angelic:
I was asking what others would do given the situation, I'm not having second thoughts, I couldn't really care less about stoopid cameras. :P

The house they live in is free of rent because of this, good idea in many respects.
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Oh, good lord, you're not making this shit up? Lucky bastard.
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So they didn't set upo the webcams then?
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Durran Korr wrote:Oh, good lord, you're not making this shit up? Lucky bastard.
I'd give you the website... but I won't spoil your imaginations. :mrgreen:

Free rent and they don't mind having the cameras around, so looks like my last week at uni this term will be a fun one.
2000AD wrote:So they didn't set upo the webcams then?
Nope, set up by the company that owns said house.
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