A Predicament
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A Predicament
You know this girl, or girls rather. They live in a nice big house nearby and have a jacuzzi. They are also inviting you along along with others for an orgy this weekend after a bar crawl.
So far so good.
A day before said orgy, you find that the house has a website, a webcam website. There are at least a dozen cameras in the house, one in nearly every room and all streaming live footage online.
Do you still go to this wonderful night with said girls involved and jacuzzi, or do you back out thinking about the cameras?
Comments appreciated.
So far so good.
A day before said orgy, you find that the house has a website, a webcam website. There are at least a dozen cameras in the house, one in nearly every room and all streaming live footage online.
Do you still go to this wonderful night with said girls involved and jacuzzi, or do you back out thinking about the cameras?
Comments appreciated.
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Nope...regardless of the thought of "ORGY TIME!!!!"; I'd rather not have my ass all over the World Wide Web.
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Duct tape.Admiral Valdemar wrote:But... jacuzzi?!
Ah rats.
Anyone know of any camera jamming devices?
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Laser pointers do wonderful things to cameras. The only problem is that you have to keep the laser focused on the lens for a period of time to cause any damage to the camera, if it even damages it.
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If you can locate the camera then simply unplugging it could be an option. But they're likely hidden.
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I know where they are, I have images from the rooms at the time so it'd be easy to get them. Of course, this could all be avoided by simply staying in my room on campus, it just won't fit that many people in a 6x4 room.Sea Skimmer wrote:If you can locate the camera then simply unplugging it could be an option. But they're likely hidden.
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High power green lasers ought to do a number on those cameras. A 15mW pointer version is available from http://www.megalaser.com/, and higher power ones can be found at redline lasers. Unfortunately green lasers are rather expensive.Crayz9000 wrote:Laser pointers do wonderful things to cameras. The only problem is that you have to keep the laser focused on the lens for a period of time to cause any damage to the camera, if it even damages it.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Sure, just stay in the Jacuzzi and keep the jets on (the camera likely won't be able to see through the ripples and foam).
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Go in with trunks on, take them off when you get in, and leave them within arm's reach so you can put them back on when you get out.Admiral Valdemar wrote:The getting in and out bit would be the tricky ones...Durran Korr wrote:Sure, just stay in the Jacuzzi and keep the jets on (the camera likely won't be able to see through the ripples and foam).
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Unless someone there take them away from you.Durran Korr wrote:Go in with trunks on, take them off when you get in, and leave them within arm's reach so you can put them back on when you get out.Admiral Valdemar wrote:The getting in and out bit would be the tricky ones...Durran Korr wrote:Sure, just stay in the Jacuzzi and keep the jets on (the camera likely won't be able to see through the ripples and foam).
There are plenty of places in a spa you could attach them to.Montcalm wrote:Unless someone there take them away from you.Durran Korr wrote:Go in with trunks on, take them off when you get in, and leave them within arm's reach so you can put them back on when you get out.Admiral Valdemar wrote: The getting in and out bit would be the tricky ones...
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It seems like your not keen to do this so why don't i go and take your place instead? ![Almost Angelic :angelic:](./images/smilies/angel.gif)
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I was asking what others would do given the situation, I'm not having second thoughts, I couldn't really care less about stoopid cameras.2000AD wrote:It seems like your not keen to do this so why don't i go and take your place instead?
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The house they live in is free of rent because of this, good idea in many respects.
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So they didn't set upo the webcams then?
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I'd give you the website... but I won't spoil your imaginations.Durran Korr wrote:Oh, good lord, you're not making this shit up? Lucky bastard.
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Free rent and they don't mind having the cameras around, so looks like my last week at uni this term will be a fun one.
Nope, set up by the company that owns said house.2000AD wrote:So they didn't set upo the webcams then?