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Strangely, they never heard anything about this.
It's because you touch yourself at night.
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
The Question wrote:
A cocksucking liar, that's all I will ever be.
Ciao.
Damn, I didn't realize you were so damn honest about yourself!
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Now I see what it must have been like in Howell Raines' office in late April before the Jayson Blair thing exploded.
Blind adherence to lies in the face of cold hard reality that says otherwise - why you folks sound like fundie morons.
Ciao, babe.
You're a schmoopy! Doodypants!
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Listen you stupid fuckwads, what part of "no vendettas" do you not understand? You both agreed to play by the rules; it appears that your word is worth about as much as the fucking toilet paper I used to wipe my ass the last time I took a shit.
I don't care to investigate this little vendetta of yours; while you seem to have endless free time for this bullshit, I don't. Moreover, since RDJ gained nothing from talking about this, there's no motive and no benefit and no reason for me to give a shit either way. Precisely what did you think he was hoping to gain? The only one here with an obvious motive is you.
If you have a problem with RDJ, take it up via E-mail, preferably once you grow the balls necessary to reveal your identity. But I told already NOT to waste time on my fucking web board with your bullshit. Your little no-life stalker friend Tamar Garish can waste all the time she likes in her own life, but keep it off my board. Do you understand?
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
That'd be hard considering both of your thumbs are jammed so far up
your ass as you cry "Fuck me harder, fuck me harder, Storm Rucker!"
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
CaptainChewbacca wrote:I believe you've already been talked to about your vendetta against me. Shall we both leave this thread alone?
Fuck you you little drooling cumstain, go run off to Stork Fucker screaming about how Shep is such an evil little man and think happy thoughts as Storky
rams you up the ass like he does every night.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
CaptainChewbacca wrote:I believe you've already been talked to about your vendetta against me. Shall we both leave this thread alone?
Okay, you and your cowboi and their trailer-park community jizz-bin have nothing better to do than ferret out every last pointless nitpick about yours truly and try to turn it into some sort of flaming spectacle -- and you stand on the sidelines enjoying the show and throwing in what meager and pitiful assistance you can (see www.winternet.com/~mikelr -- Big Dog & Me Too)...
You picked the worst possible fucking time to whine and snivel about vendettas, Chewtoy. Fuck you.
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Shep...as much as I aggree with you. Calm down
Calm Down? I've just been greenlighted, and yes, you can use Drooling cumstain as an insult
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
If you had a thumbs-up smiley you'd be giving yourself a Dirty Sanchez.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
CaptainChewbacca wrote:I believe you've already been talked to about your vendetta against me. Shall we both leave this thread alone?
I wonder...is Strom Rucker small enough to fit in your big wookie ass?
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I would imagine that by now they've had sufficient practice to pull it off without too many sprains or ruptures.
EDIT: But if this is so, then Rucker is not talking out of his ass, as I've suspected. He is talking out of Chookie's ass. So who, then, is talking out of Rucker? And whose ass is Rucker, anyway?
Nothing in your head either, except for the crabs that crawled into your skull when you gave your mommy cunnilingus.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Yes, yes. I LOVE things in my ass - they make me scream in delight.
Still, you continue to sicken me with every passing perversity you spew
forth
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Yes, yes. Things in my ass. Hysterical.
You like feltching don't you? You enjoy shoving Ewoks up your ass?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.