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fgalkin wrote:<snip>
Are you using a mouse?

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A mouse? I thought this involved masturbating while using a radar gun? Like in Super Troopers. :)
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theheap wrote:I love the music that it plays when you spank it really hard. It sounds like porno music
Same, anyone know what it is called?
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I think the poke the bunny is fucking hilarious.

Especially after it bites you, and you try to poke it.
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842!

beat that ya pretenders!

And i took a screenshot! I'll see if i can upload it to whiteskies soon so y'all can see it.

Ack..as if i just used the word "y'all".
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401 mph. Not bad. Guess I still got a lot of good monkey-spankin' days ahead of me yet.....
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Well that got a better reception than poke the bunny.
I've been able to get over 700 mph but that was due to some bug I think.
Hey I'll take what I can get.
Typically I can only get 355 mph.
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The secret to spanking the monkey is to turn your mouse speed and acceleration way up high. Your pointer and thus the spanker will move faster that way. As you can see, I have much experience in spanking the monkey. :P
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484. Muhaha.
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Post by kojikun »

i can only get about 250mph, even with mouse accel at max. i even find that if i do twitch-speed by jerking my hand REAL fast, i get lower speeds on the thing then if i just smoothly and slowly swipt my hand. the thing is damaged and not a good indicator of anything.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:In that case
Spank it!
445 miles per hour. And it's quite possible to cheat at that game.
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By increasing my mouse speed and acceration, I have been able to achieve the spanking speed of 661 mph.

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635 MPH.

Imagine being able to really spank a monkey that fast... :twisted:
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514 miles per hour. You all suck.

EDIT: Except for YT, that bastard.
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RedImperator wrote:514 miles per hour. You all suck.

EDIT: Except for YT, that bastard.
661 mph, sucka! :twisted:

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Post by J »

*snicker*

Oh look! A goup circle jerk! :P

*snicker*

I'm sorry, I really am, but I just couldn't resist cracking a joke at you guys. Spanking the monkey indeed... :lol: :lol:
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Found this link on the main site.Lasagna

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SyntaxVorlon wrote:This will literally make you shit yourself.
Ahaha, it certainly made me laugh. I guess it tickled my fancy. :lol:
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Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

784

I beat you all! :D :D :D

It's hard to explain, but you have to like pass over the monkey the first time, and the hand hits it on the way back.

I've been trying to duplicate it, but so far it seems like a once in a lifetime thing.

EDIT: Best I've gotten since that so far is 400-something. I took a screenshot.
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YT300000 wrote:635 MPH.

Imagine being able to really spank a monkey that fast... :twisted:
Aaaahhh! Friction burns!

Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Do you smoke after sex?"
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In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
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So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Damn...my best thus far is 381mph... And that's WITH turning my pointer speed up.

I got 402 once, but THAT WAS A GLITCH!!!! The one where you overshoot the monkey, bring it back and hit again...

I must suck at spanking the monkey...

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RogueIce wrote:Damn...my best thus far is 381mph... And that's WITH turning my pointer speed up.
lmao, I got 784 with a normal mouse... read on
I got 402 once, but THAT WAS A GLITCH!!!! The one where you overshoot the monkey, bring it back and hit again...
That glitch gave me 784... if you start to "spank the monkey", and the let your cursor go off of the flash animation, and come back behind the monkey, you can get luck like I did.
I must suck at spanking the monkey...
That is sig-worthy, I think...
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Bah, my top speed was 302 mph.
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710 MPH!

If you hit the monkey in the head, it goes a little faster.
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YT300000 wrote:710 MPH!

If you hit the monkey in the head, it goes a little faster.
still didn't beat my 784 :D, but getting closer... *runs off to try to beat record*
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