Urinating Out of Doors.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-20 09:14pm

Here in the great state of Texas, pissing outside is much more than a common occurance, it's almost a tradition. It's practically a right, so I was wondering for all you other people outside of here, would you ever take a wiz outside while within city limits.

My mom has an artstudio in a little piece of uncommertialized land right next to a army base, lots of forestry, the only toliet is about 80 yards away, and a piss out there all the time, but that doesn't really count. I have pissed in a friends backyard and in a relative's front yard.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-20 09:17pm

Well, I certainly wasn't expecting this...

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-20 09:18pm

Uhh... I don't recall pissing outside within a city, but that's just me...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-20 09:18pm

Some Texans are like wildlife they mark their territory.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-20 09:18pm

You're an amateur. I've taken pisses in random parking lots, in a cemetary in broad daylight (not on a grave!), in my yard (it's a corner lot, so no matter where you stand you can be seen from the street), behind businesses, on railroad tracks, off bridges, in people's shrubbery, not to mention out windows, in basement sinks...and a few other places I don't think the statute of limitations have expired for.

I have a perfectly good reason for all this barbaric behavior. I drink a lot.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-20 09:18pm

Wow, and America is the world's top nation everybody.

*everyone applauds*

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-06-20 09:20pm

Well, shit I've pissed outside quite often. Generally though I've been drunk at the time.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-20 09:20pm

Wow. People have problems with pissing outdoors while in a city?

Weirdos.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-20 09:21pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Wow, and America is the world's top nation everybody.

*everyone applauds*

The really sad thing is that you refined, civilized to a fare-thee-well Brits lost the top spot to a bunch of piddling-in-public ass-scratching barbarians like us.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-20 09:21pm

XaLEv wrote:Wow. People have problems with pissing outdoors while in a city?

Weirdos.

Generally, in the country I have no problem, in the city they have public toilets in my backwater of a nation.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-20 09:23pm

we only have one bathroom if someone is in it and i have to piss real bad then i will go in my back yard

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-20 09:28pm

Generally, in the country I have no problem, in the city they have public toilets in my backwater of a nation.

Pfft. This is how we seperate the strong from the weak.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-20 09:31pm

I've pissed in the yard, in parks and by the sides of roads.

When ya gotta go ya gotta go.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-20 09:35pm

Then in actual fact, what some people say about the US being a total shithole is correct to some extent.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-06-20 10:22pm

Only in parks or other dark secluded areas where I won't be caught mid-stream.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-06-20 10:24pm

When you're out camping miles from a public restroom, then yes, you go in the woods.

of course, if you don't watch where in the woods you are at the time, you wind up like my ex-hubbie, who discovered the weeds he'd been in were actually poison ivy.

He couldn't touch his cock for a week....

Then of course, those who've ever driven long distances with young children understand the necessary stop by the side of the interstate.

Nephew Alex: "An'Kaffy? I gotta go."
Me: "Umm.. can you wait just 10 more minutes Alex?"
Alex: "I've been waiting An'Kaffy..."

So, we pull over, and my mom takes a moment to check the younger nephew's diaper as I help Alex out of the car.

Me: You can stand here (between the open doors on the passenger side, away from the interstate and out of sight) if you want, or go over there to where the rocks (in the ditch, no weeds) are.
Alex: I'll go to the rocks.

Me: *after a moment, hears a Long, Loud stream of water from that direction*
Mom: Kathy! Why'd you let him go over there! Everyone can see him!!
Me: Mom, the speed limit is 70 here. Those can see him won't know what he's doing, and those that realize what he's doing will be laughing too hard to care!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-20 10:26pm

I just watche d a group of guys celebrate their drunken mate pissing all over the square.

I have such a good sniping position from my room...

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-20 10:28pm

Hey i went to go move my car to a good spot in front of my work and this guy was pissing in my parking spot

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-06-20 10:32pm

I've pissed outside a million times, but I don't think I've ever done it in the city limits. There's never been a need.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-20 10:36pm

I've pissed outdoors on many occasions. See, my father is retired navy, so needless to say we frequently moved all over the US. Since rest areas usually are any closer than 150miles....and typically many 5 year olds can't hold it very long...need I say more?

As I got older, I was able to hold it longer, but I still rarely made it to rest stops. Like someone said in this thread already, when you gotta go....you gotta go! There have even been rare occasions where I had to do a #2 outdoors. (I bet the local wildlife got a kick out of seeing that.

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Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-20 10:37pm

You lead a fulfilled life, Vert.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-20 10:40pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:You lead a fulfilled life, Vert.

I know, ain't it great?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-20 10:41pm

There's nothing quite like standing on the side of the highway taking a piss, a nice cool breeze blowing, the sun setting behind you, A Perfect Circle playing in the background...

Ah, memories...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-20 11:06pm

XaLEv wrote:There's nothing quite like standing on the side of the highway taking a piss, a nice cool breeze blowing, the sun setting behind you, A Perfect Circle playing in the background...

Ah, memories...

What's really funny is when you piss on a dangerous wild animal by accident.

All of a sudden, video cameras come out of nowhere and film you getting mauled by the said animal.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-20 11:13pm

Vertigo1 wrote:I've pissed outdoors on many occasions. See, my father is retired navy, so needless to say we frequently moved all over the US. Since rest areas usually are any closer than 150miles....and typically many 5 year olds can't hold it very long...need I say more? As I got older, I was able to hold it longer, but I still rarely made it to rest stops. Like someone said in this thread already, when you gotta go....you gotta go! There have even been rare occasions where I had to do a #2 outdoors. (I bet the local wildlife got a kick out of seeing that. )

Sounds just like my life, just replace the US with Australia. The earlier half of my like was like that Vacation movie. With a tad more realism.

Ah memories. Eeww, not that one though.