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YT and Mitth in a monkey spanking contest... Never though I'd see the day.
Hey, shouldn't BotM be offended at this whole game?
Hey, shouldn't BotM be offended at this whole game?
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859 MPH!!!!
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
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Do tell...YT300000 wrote:859 MPH!!!!
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
BTW, thanks for sigging me.
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"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Bastard... I was just about to say I got 836....YT300000 wrote:859 MPH!!!!
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
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YAY!!! 552 MPH!!!
I no longer suck at monkey spanking!!!
I no longer suck at monkey spanking!!!
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Not so foolios!842 as stated waaay earlier!Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:784
I beat you all!
It's hard to explain, but you have to like pass over the monkey the first time, and the hand hits it on the way back.
I've been trying to duplicate it, but so far it seems like a once in a lifetime thing.
EDIT: Best I've gotten since that so far is 400-something. I took a screenshot.
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You're welcome for the sig.RogueIce wrote:Do tell...YT300000 wrote:859 MPH!!!!
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
BTW, thanks for sigging me.
I grab the hand, and pull it up to the height of the monkey's head. Then I bring my cursor around the outside of the playing area. I drop it into the area really fast, on top of the monkey's head. The resulting spank is really hard and fast.
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I know how you did it. You held the cursor behind the monkey relative to where the hand is. Eventually, if you do it right, you spank the monkey at 800+ mph.YT300000 wrote:859 MPH!!!!
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
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Nope, read my above post.Rye wrote:I know how you did it. You held the cursor behind the monkey relative to where the hand is. Eventually, if you do it right, you spank the monkey at 800+ mph.YT300000 wrote:859 MPH!!!!
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
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Holy. Fucking. Shit.Jadeite wrote:913 MPH!!!!
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Soontir C'boath wrote:Same, anyone know what it is called?theheap wrote:I love the music that it plays when you spank it really hard. It sounds like porno music
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Here's where I found this wonderful wonderful game, though it is just in the url already.
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Well my way works too so NER.YT300000 wrote:Nope, read my above post.Rye wrote:I know how you did it. You held the cursor behind the monkey relative to where the hand is. Eventually, if you do it right, you spank the monkey at 800+ mph.YT300000 wrote:859 MPH!!!!
I beat all of you!! If you want, I can tell you how I did it. It involved a trick. I did not turn my mouse speed up.
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Well, with a name like "Spank the Monkey"...........theheap wrote:I love the music that it plays when you spank it really hard. It sounds like porno music
EDIT: Woooooooooooooo!!!! I got 486 mph!!!!
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You have to get mages...They can cast the death spells on the big collossus thingsJadeite wrote:How the hell do you train people? I got to round 14 before I was defeated, I have no idea how to kill the huge grey things.
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It gets a little repetitive though, I'm on level 26 and nothing can touch me, I have 200 archers and 200 mages and 60 craftsmen, nothing can get near me... how many levels are there? I dont even need to touch the mouse any more, they all do it for me.
Oh, and archers take down the colossus too, you just need a few of them...
Oh, and archers take down the colossus too, you just need a few of them...
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