Urinating Out of Doors.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-20 11:13pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Here in the great state of Texas, pissing outside is much more than a common occurance, it's almost a tradition. It's practically a right, so I was wondering for all you other people outside of here, would you ever take a wiz outside while within city limits.

My mom has an artstudio in a little piece of uncommertialized land right next to a army base, lots of forestry, the only toliet is about 80 yards away, and a piss out there all the time, but that doesn't really count. I have pissed in a friends backyard and in a relative's front yard.

I do it all the time on camping trips. its not a big deal.

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-06-20 11:16pm

XaLEv wrote:There's nothing quite like standing on the side of the highway taking a piss, a nice cool breeze blowing, the sun setting behind you, A Perfect Circle playing in the background...

Ah, memories...

Just make sure that the nice cool breeze is not blowing toward you....

As for me, I have not pissed outside within city limits. There's too much of a chance you'll be noticed.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-20 11:17pm

Temjin wrote:
XaLEv wrote:There's nothing quite like standing on the side of the highway taking a piss, a nice cool breeze blowing, the sun setting behind you, A Perfect Circle playing in the background...

Ah, memories...
Just make sure that the nice cool breeze is not blowing toward you....

As for me, I have not pissed outside within city limits. There's too much of a chance you'll be noticed.

Piffle, I could piss in a gale, still wouldn't hit me.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-20 11:49pm

Gandalf wrote:Piffle, I could piss in a gale, still wouldn't hit me.

Like its hard anyways.

(oooh, the pun on that one!

) All you gotta do is turn to the side and hope nobody is to your side at the time.

That, or put EVERYTHING into it.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-21 12:13am

Vertigo1 wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Piffle, I could piss in a gale, still wouldn't hit me.
Like its hard anyways. (oooh, the pun on that one! ) All you gotta do is turn to the side and hope nobody is to your side at the time. That, or put EVERYTHING into it.

I've faced right into the wind and nothing hit me, with minimal effort.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-21 12:15am

Gandalf wrote:I've faced right into the wind and nothing hit me, with minimal effort.

You must be aiming straight down then.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-21 12:19am

Vertigo1 wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I've faced right into the wind and nothing hit me, with minimal effort.
You must be aiming straight down then.

About 80 degree angle my good man.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-21 12:22am

Gandalf wrote:About 80 degree angle my good man.

Dayum!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-21 12:29am

Vertigo1 wrote:
Gandalf wrote:About 80 degree angle my good man.
Dayum!

It means thet when it runs out of sideways inertia it has enough downwards inertia not to come back at me. Pissy physics though.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-21 01:37am

Interesting outdoors-pee related story.

One time on the I-80 up to my ex-girlfriend's house I stopped by a lookout to take a whiz. Oddly enough down an incline in what I think was the beginning of a forest was...a toilet. So I prepare to do my business and spot an old man hanging around with an odd look in his eye. I turn away from him...and he begins sidling up to me. He says something...I didn't catch it.

Me: "What?"
Creepy Old Dude: "Want me to suck that a little for ya?"
Me "..."

I consider punching him in the head, decide not to, and back off, hiking up the slope as rapidly as I dare trying not to look like I'm running...he follows me up. I consider telling one of the several other folks there about him and decide against it for some reason - probably since nobody'd believe me. So I start up the car and gun it back north.

Almost as odd as the time I got solicited at TGI Friday's. I think Phil, Rob, Lurker and Wilkens might remember this story.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-06-21 01:37am

- city limits? hmm, probably. Can't think of a specific time or place, but I'm sure I have a few times.

-outside city limits? Yes, frequently. Roadtrips (yeah, why are rest stops so far apart out in the boonies?), hiking and camping, etc. (there are a few items I don't pack out

). Too, my grandparents lived way out in the woods, and peeing outside is big fun when you're 7. I used to get in trouble because I would go outside instead of inside. It's one thing if you're out for a walk or cutting wood, but my parents didn't like me watching tv and then going outside during the commercials for my waste management needs.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-21 01:52am

Dalton wrote:Interesting outdoors-pee related story.

One time on the I-80 up to my ex-girlfriend's house I stopped by a lookout to take a whiz. Oddly enough down an incline in what I think was the beginning of a forest was...a toilet. So I prepare to do my business and spot an old man hanging around with an odd look in his eye. I turn away from him...and he begins sidling up to me. He says something...I didn't catch it.

Me: "What?"
Creepy Old Dude: "Want me to suck that a little for ya?"
Me "..."

I consider punching him in the head, decide not to, and back off, hiking up the slope as rapidly as I dare trying not to look like I'm running...he follows me up. I consider telling one of the several other folks there about him and decide against it for some reason - probably since nobody'd believe me. So I start up the car and gun it back north.

Almost as odd as the time I got solicited at TGI Friday's. I think Phil, Rob, Lurker and Wilkens might remember this story.

LMAO.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-21 02:46am

If ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

Sun, rain, who cares.

*wonders where these threads come from...*

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-21 04:29am

Outside a city - no problem, as long as there are bushes or darkened caves with whatever the UK equivalent of a Grizzly Bear is (probably a renegade Badger).

Inside a city - have to make sure you're completely out of line of sight of any wandering policemen, my mate's mate got caught by the fuzz (he's been a lot slower zipping his fly up ever since - boom boom), don't recall whether he got arrested or just fined, but the guy next to him got away with it because the policeman wasn't actually sure whether he'd urinated.

Also, I believe there's an obscure outdated law that states that it's perfectly legal to urinate in public provided you keep your left hand in contact with your vehicles right wheel at all times, or something...

but then, its also still legal to kill a Welshmen with a Longbow in Coventry Cathedral or something...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-06-21 10:16am

Yeah. Coming home from a pub late at night where alse can you go. I've also shat through an open sunroof, but thats a long story and my reasons are very sound.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-21 10:23am

When I was in Year 5 I pissed up against the fence in the playground in front of absolutely everyone. Got told on, got stern lecture from stick up his ass teacher because the girls saw me (co-ed primary school).

Bah, so what, I was a 10 year old exhibitionist, sue me.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-21 03:21pm

Lord Pounder wrote:I've also shat through an open sunroof, but thats a long story and my reasons are very sound.

That's fucking hilarious.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-06-21 03:29pm

My science teacher was a total bitch to me. She didn't like me because of cousin's of mine who where older and who i didn't even know. She was never prepared to give me a chance dispite me being good at science. She did however take a lot of pride in her car. I'm not into cars so i don't know the make but i'm pretty sure it's worh more than my house. Anyway she had actualy gone to far to foul up and experiment i was doing for class and i was seething. I found out she lived not to far from my house and i ended up there one night after a few drinks with friends. I saw that she'd left the sun room on her car open and decided that it shitting in her car was nastier revenge than throwing stones at her window. The best part was she could never prove it was me but she knew i did it.

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