Skeptic Theology 101 (updated!)

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2003-06-21 01:25am

Hobot wrote:The Brick Testament is like a comic book:

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/

Oddly, very appealing. Thank you.

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2003-06-21 01:32am

Kuroneko wrote:
Hobot wrote:The Brick Testament is like a comic book:

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/
Oddly, very appealing. Thank you.

It is, isn't it? =)

EDIT: Oh my this is gold! This reminds me of EvilGrey's attitude and that discussion about the role of women at RaptureReady...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-06-21 01:37am

I find this picture particularly amusing:

I guess it's funny because the dialogue really is straight from the Bible. I also like this one:

The caption reads: "And they stoned him with stones until he was dead, as Yahweh had ordered."

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-06-21 01:39am

Hobot wrote:EDIT: Oh my this is gold! This reminds me of EvilGrey's attitude and that discussion about the role of women at RaptureReady...

This picture is particularly funny:

The caption reads: "And as the Church is subject to Christ, so should wives be to their husbands, in everything."

Mind you, it's not quite so funny when you realize that there are people who take this seriously.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-21 03:55am

I can't wait for when he adds the Book of Revelations! (AKA "St.John's Big Acid Trip")

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-06-21 04:29am

VERY VERY AMUSED.....

A funny counterargument for those against homosexuality.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-21 06:13am

Nice literal interpretation there. If LEGOs were more detailed, it could have had double meanings. *ahem*

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-21 07:32am

Wonderful, mylord! That was pretty funny, with the Conan thing and the real-life references. I hate to sound impatient, but it's about time that site is updated!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-06-21 09:52am

I like this one.

Psalms

Fear God, love God, worship God, etc. The Book of Psalms is a book of "devotionals", in which the Israelites basically sing the praises of God over and over. Naturally, it's a huge book.

LMFAO!

"<The South> Israel will rise again!"

ROFLMAO!!

(describing fully half the 'Epistles' section) Small-talk and repetition.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!

FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-21 11:23am

Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:VERY VERY AMUSED..... A funny counterargument for those against homosexuality.

Frank N. Furter lives!

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-06-21 12:14pm

Darth Wong wrote: Song of Solomon

The last in a 5-book series of devotionals, parables, prayers, songs, poems, etc. This one seems to be a love song of some sort. Obviously, the people who selected material for inclusion in the Bible were big fans of Solomon's poetry.

Message of this book: "Even the Bible can pander to celebrities".

I always thought the message of SoS was: "Bomp-chika-boomp-BOW-woomp-bowwow!"

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-21 12:41pm

Hobot wrote:Wow, I had no idea how violent Numbers is:

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testam ... index.html

Yaweh gets pissed off a lot, doesn't he?

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-21 12:51pm

NecronLord wrote:The Iserailites don't triumph in Exodus. They run away.

Oh, and it's designed to piss off egyptians, as in egyptian religion you need a body to enter the afterlife. IOW the message is: "piss off God and he will drown you. And you wouldn't like that would you mr Pharoah?"

Unless triumph=kill kill kill, that is

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-21 01:03pm

The playing god section has earned itself a !..!

!..! from Rye.

That rules..i'm surprised you could be bothered doing it though..i know i sure as hell couldn't.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-06-21 03:42pm

The Brick Testament is the best.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-06-22 02:06am

I LOVE THE BRICK TESTAMENT! I haven't seen that many toys having sex since my sister and her friends had Barbies.

The young man did not hesitate to do this, because he took delight in Jacob's daughter, and he was the most honored in his father's house.

Although you must admit it is interesting that they have the new testament ordering oral sex.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-06-22 02:47am

This is the best

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-06-22 03:04am

Darth Wong wrote:I find this picture particularly amusing:

*snip*

I guess it's funny because the dialogue really is straight from the Bible.

And those eyebrows make me laugh every time I look at it.

Frank_Scenario · Post by **Frank_Scenario** » 2003-06-23 01:07am

Quick and trivial point: It's the book of Revelation, not Revelations, or at least that's how it is in my NIV.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-24 06:39pm

I must say, the thing about Job well just got used in a debate with someone who tried to use the "orion's belt loosening" as a sceintific proof of the bible.

Mike, you hero!