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Teen Nudist Camp to open ???

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Posted on Fri, Jun. 20, 2003

Organizers say teens' nudist summer camp is innocent fun
BOB LEWIS
Associated Press

RICHMOND, Va. - Activities for kids this summer at Camp White Tail: swimming, volleyball, arts and crafts, splattering a fellow camper's nude body with pudding.

White Tail, a nudist park in southeastern Virginia's Southampton County, opens its first summer camp for the 11-to-18 age group Saturday - only the third such au naturel camp for juveniles in the nation, according to the American Association of Nude Recreation.

Bob Roche, who manages the camp on 45 bucolic acres, said the weeklong get-together is no big deal for the 30 children who signed up, most of whom were raised in nudist families.

State and local officials, however, are alarmed by a summer camp intended to bring unclothed teens together for a week.

"We're very concerned about this development. An atmosphere like that is very clearly an invitation to pedophiles," said Attorney General Jerry W. Kilgore's press secretary, Tim Murtaugh
:shock: WTF Anybody else see a problem here.??
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This one time at nude camp....
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"No wait, that was Band camp"
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A peadopiles wet dream. not a good thing at all.
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Lord Pounder wrote:A peadopiles wet dream. not a good thing at all.
Yeah and i guess the creep would post the pics on the web real soon. :evil:
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Lord Pounder wrote:A peadopiles wet dream. not a good thing at all.
They should have snipers in guard towers, any old geezer gets near a boy or girl and WHAM!
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Also, there's an American Association of Nude Recreation? :?
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You guys don't know about this kind of stuff? :?

I've heard of these kind of camps and organisations for at least five years...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You guys don't know about this kind of stuff? :?

I've heard of these kind of camps and organisations for at least five years...
If it was widely publicised there would be shitloads of voyeurs going to take a peak.
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Montcalm wrote: If it was widely publicised there would be shitloads of voyeurs going to take a peak.
Not to mention the truckload of sickos that would be there in seconds flat.
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Well, while they might not be widely published about, nudist organisations and camps/resorts are pretty damn easy to find information about...

Just a stone's throw with Google.
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all it takes is one sicko with one of those T-Mobile camera phones. :x
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Col. Crackpot wrote:all it takes is one sicko with one of those T-Mobile camera phones. :x
Or one of those mini-digital camera which are around the size of a typical sports watch.
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just for a second, think about this camp from the perspective of a 14 year old boy.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:just for a second, think about this camp from the perspective of a 14 year old boy.
Its gonna be hard on a 14 year old boy. :wink:
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There would be quite a number of outstanding problems...
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well the air wont be cut offf from the head most teenage boys think with.
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DAMN I WANNA GO!!!!
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Teenagers aren't exactly known for their restraint.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:They should have snipers in guard towers, any old geezer gets near a boy or girl and WHAM!
What about the peadopiles who stay far away from the kids and just record everything they see?
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Rubberanvil wrote:What about the peadopiles who stay far away from the kids and just record everything they see?
Then post it on the web. Then parents get pissed and send the lawsuits flying.



And then all nudist organizations close down. Or something like that.
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Rubberanvil wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:They should have snipers in guard towers, any old geezer gets near a boy or girl and WHAM!
What about the peadopiles who stay far away from the kids and just record everything they see?

Hidden security guards dressed as civillians. If they see somone taking a picture, they drag his sorry ass into a dark ally and beat the shit out of him.
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Good to see everyone have plans for different contingencies(sp). :)
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