Well, I'm drunk

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 08:33pm

melissa bought that goddamned harry potter book today and now she's sittingg on the friggin couch reading. My boys are at some 'adult singles' club trolling for horny divorced chicks. and i am here drinkin rasberry stoli posting my drunking rambling on the internety.
So what will i do? here, a few observations de jour.

if pina coladas smelled like that bath and body works pina colada candle i bought, i'd have cuba bombed.

my favorite pizza joint now has a full liquor liscence and sells scorpion bowls the size of a small toilet. the also have a tv in the shitter now.

If Olrik locks this i'll be on the first plane to lisbon to kick his ass. I could go for some chorico anyway, so don't tempt me.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-21 08:36pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:If Olrik locks this i'll be on the first plane to lisbon to kick his ass. I could go for some chorico anyway, so don't tempt me.

LOL!

If you do, take some pictures.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-21 08:37pm

Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-21 08:38pm

I shwear to drunk I'm not gawd ocifer...

Theres no blood in ma alko-ol stream.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 08:39pm

YT300000 wrote:I shwear to drunk I'm not gawd ocifer...

Theres no blood in ma alko-ol stream.

i know iths only a won way shhhtreet occ-i-fer. i wash only going one way.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-21 08:40pm

YT300000 wrote:I shwear to drunk I'm not gawd ocifer...

Theres no blood in ma alko-ol stream.

"Sir, are you sure you can drive?"

"Of course I can ocifucker, I can't walk."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-21 08:41pm

Taxhic taxi hic.....move over hic i`m driving.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-21 08:43pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.

If only he were an Admin...we could have a few new SuperMods by day's end.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-21 08:44pm

RogueIce wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.
If only he were an Admin...we could have a few new SuperMods by day's end.

Maybe Crackpot should invite Mike over...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 08:45pm

ok ok, lets not spam to much. guys say like meaningfull shit so it doesn't get closed to fast.

so lets turn this into the place where you got the drunkest thread. where was it for you? My worst (or best) night was at Sir Winston Churchill's in Montreal. 4 of us worked up a $550 CAN bar tab.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-21 08:46pm

I got bombed on I don't know how much rum on St. Patrick's Day this year.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-21 08:46pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Shit, Gotta think of a quick way to take advantage of the situation somehow.

Could always do a postcount thing and get the thread locked, he may be drunk enough to go after any mod you don't like.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 08:48pm

to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-21 08:52pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.

We are not so evil,we separate fools from their money.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 08:53pm

Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.
We are not so evil,we separate fools from their money.

dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-21 08:54pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:to this day my boys talk about our trip to montreal. that fucking place has evil powers. how we managed to drink that much in a 72 hour period defies human biology.
We are not so evil,we separate fools from their money.
dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Sorry dude i don`t drink.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-21 08:55pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!

Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-21 08:56pm

RogueIce wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!
Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

If it doesn't, it soon will.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 08:57pm

RogueIce wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!
Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...

yeah, thats a scary thought

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-21 08:59pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:dude, you should meet us for a drink in august!
Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...
yeah, thats a scary thought

"Read my previous post read my previous post".

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 09:01pm

Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
RogueIce wrote: Two drunk SD.Netters in the same place? Doesn't that violate some International Accords? Especially if one goes by the name "Crackpot" and the other is a self-proclaimed Garfield Publiscist...
yeah, thats a scary thought
"Read my previous post read my previous post".

yeah, i don't trust a man who doesn't suck back a Molson once in a while

well anyway maybe you can reccomend a nice place for dinner. Melissa and i will be there on our honeymoon after all.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-21 09:06pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote: yeah, thats a scary thought
"Read my previous post read my previous post".
yeah, i don't trust a man who doesn't suck back a Molson once in a while

well anyway maybe you can reccomend a nice place for dinner. Melissa and i will be there on our honeymoon after all.

If you want a nice place go to the Helene de Champlain restaurant on Ile Ste Helene.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 09:11pm

French food i assume?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-21 09:15pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:French food i assume?

Not French food,good food.

and you could make a stop at LaRonde.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-21 09:17pm

Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:French food i assume?
Not French food,good food.
and you could make a stop at LaRonde.

yeah, six flags owns that now i hear.

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