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I hate every single one of you with girlfriends. Bastards. :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hate every single one of you with girlfriends. Bastards. :P
But you're in Japan where you manly gaijaness should be getting you nookie....or not(I read your post about a japanese girl...I dunno...does she flirt?)
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Ghost Rider wrote:Enjoy....god I could use some...course I could use a little less pain in my jaw first.
Mention any you get in here and we'll see that your jaw gets some extra pain to it.
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RogueIce wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Enjoy....god I could use some...course I could use a little less pain in my jaw first.
Mention any you get in here and we'll see that your jaw gets some extra pain to it.
*Smacks Rogue upside the head.*

Ah shut up ya twit. :D
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Enjoy....god I could use some...course I could use a little less pain in my jaw first.
Mention any you get in here and we'll see that your jaw gets some extra pain to it.
*Smacks Rogue upside the head.*

Ah shut up ya twit. :D
:D No offense Ghost Rider. But that was a good oppertunity. Couldn't waste it. :)
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I could comment in this thread, but I refuse to jinx myself.
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RedImperator wrote:I could comment in this thread, but I refuse to jinx myself.
Jinx yourself, or afraid that Rogue will hunt you down with a really fucking big ax?
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What's he going to do? It's a little known fact that mod powers work in the real world.
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RedImperator wrote:What's he going to do? It's a little known fact that mod powers work in the real world.
But you'll need to drag him into the hall of shame..... :D
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RedImperator wrote:What's he going to do? It's a little known fact that mod powers work in the real world.
Well, you just screwed yourself over there Red, 'cause now it's a widely known fact. But still, I know I'd be alittle afraid if I knew someone was hunting me down and carrying a big ax, and I'm a Black Mage.
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RedImperator wrote:What's he going to do? It's a little known fact that mod powers work in the real world.
We're more or less even on that account. Yours only work in the HOS. Mine only work in The Mailbox.

Since the real world is neither of those, we're on even terms, buddy boy.

*readies his Big Fucking Ax*
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RogueIce wrote:*sigh*

That's it. My new goal is to hunt down and kill all the people on this board who announce they're getting some. Well, actually, I am constrained by my "New Outlook" to not care. Sonuva...
Well...if it makes you feel better I was having sex all afternoon with my BF and it was great! I'm also going to do naughty things to with him tonight after I'm done posting here. :wink:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hate every single one of you with girlfriends. Bastards. :P
I don't have a girlfriend, I have a lot of friends who are female but since I'm not sleeping and going out with them they're not my girlfriends. I guess that means you can't hate me. :P
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I slept with a woman last night, but she isn't my "significant other". We went bar hopping late, too late as only the lushes and scabs were still around. We saw no need to be frustrated just because the prospects were poor.

It's awesome being bisexual. It really is. :D
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Ha ha, unlike people who don't get nookie and want it, I don't get nookie and I don't care! Nothing can penetrate my Wall of Apathy! Nothing!

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RogueIce wrote:
RedImperator wrote:What's he going to do? It's a little known fact that mod powers work in the real world.
We're more or less even on that account. Yours only work in the HOS. Mine only work in The Mailbox.

Since the real world is neither of those, we're on even terms, buddy boy.

*readies his Big Fucking Ax*
Well, I'm not a mod in either of those places. I'll leave it up to you to guess where I am a mod. :twisted:
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Acacia wrote:I slept with a woman last night, but she isn't my "significant other". We went bar hopping late, too late as only the lushes and scabs were still around. We saw no need to be frustrated just because the prospects were poor.

It's awesome being bisexual. It really is. :D
It's awesome being a bisexual who can actually get some meat, you mean. :(
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XaLEv wrote: It's awesome being a bisexual who can actually get some meat, you mean. :(
Aw.

So...are you cute? :wink:
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jmac wrote:
RogueIce wrote:*sigh*

That's it. My new goal is to hunt down and kill all the people on this board who announce they're getting some. Well, actually, I am constrained by my "New Outlook" to not care. Sonuva...
Well...if it makes you feel better I was having sex all afternoon with my BF and it was great! I'm also going to do naughty things to with him tonight after I'm done posting here. :wink:
Gah! Can't hit females! Nooooo!!!!!

*looks over at Raoul*

You think I care, Mod boy? This is RL, silly boy. :D
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RogueIce wrote:
RedImperator wrote:What's he going to do? It's a little known fact that mod powers work in the real world.
We're more or less even on that account. Yours only work in the HOS. Mine only work in The Mailbox.

Since the real world is neither of those, we're on even terms, buddy boy.

*readies his Big Fucking Ax*
Hmm. Excellent point. Good thing this is a house full of Republicans. <loads shotgun> Come and get it, tough guy.
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RedImperator wrote:Hmm. Excellent point. Good thing this is a house full of Republicans. <loads shotgun> Come and get it, tough guy.
Shotgun. Damn it all.

Well, back to the .50 cal sniper rifle...

*readies rifle*
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We rise with noble intentions,
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hate every single one of you with girlfriends. Bastards. :P
I envy them too, but I'm not going ot sit here and whine about it. I'm going to try to get one! And fail miserably! And scare them away from me!
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Col. Crackpot wrote:well, if i can tear melissa away from god damned harry potter, i'll get some tonight too! so ha!
Heh, it's funny. I got some exactly because I spent much of my spare money to insure that she got the fifth Harry Potter book. It was magical.
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RogueIce wrote: *looks over at Raoul*

You think I care, Mod boy? This is RL, silly boy. :D
Remember they were talking about how some Mods have their Mod powers in RL, but how it wouldn't work outside of the forum where they have their Mod powers? You missed it, bub. I don't have Mod powers in a forum, but I have Mod powers... :twisted:
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