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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: AIRTIGHT GRANNY - What is an airtight granny ? Why is she airtight ? Is that a good thing or a bad thing ? I don't want to know !
An "Airtight Granny" would be a grandmother with her three major orafices (ears and nose plugging is optional) plugged at the same time in a scenerio that is often refered as "checking for airtightness" because the person being tested is so stuffed that even air is going to have a difficult time getting out. :twisted:

If you are having trouble with a visual just picture Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies going at it with Jed, Jethro and Mr. Driesdale (the bank guy) all at the same time. That would be an airtight granny. :twisted:
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I always liked the fake porn movie that starred Phoebe's sister Ursala on friends.

Buffay the Vampire Layer :D

Plus the little bit they showed of them making the video was so bad that it would have been a riot to watch a porn video like that.
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The clock strikes 12 on butt row
any parody of a hollywood movie like:

American booty
Thighs wide open etc etc
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