Freaky Sexual Ethics Situation
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Freaky Sexual Ethics Situation
A race of advanced aliens has been observing human behavior and they are puzzled over sexuality and all the complicated dynamics surrounding it. They decide to do an experiment.
They abduct you-- and everyone you have ever had sex with-- and you all wake up in individual cabins aboard a luxury cruise ship in the middle of the sea. You cannot tell where you are or what your heading is; you might well be sailing in circles. The ship is automated and works perfectly, no need to worry about maint.
There are provisions for months if need be; all the amusements work and you are essentially free to do as you choose-- even hide yourself away in a locked room with bottles of whiskey if that is your intent, for that in itself will teach these pesky aliens something. You are just floating about, serenely, with every single sex partner you have ever had-- one night stand, drunken orgies, devoted partners, current or former spouse, you name it.
What happens? How do you handle it? How do they handle it? Fighting? Guitar circles and "kum-by-ya"? A hierarchy? Are you in deep trouble? Are any of your partners going to be in deep trouble? Will some of these people ally with you or will you all try to ignore each other in embarrassed silence? There are no wrong answers...
~~Calamity Coyote
They abduct you-- and everyone you have ever had sex with-- and you all wake up in individual cabins aboard a luxury cruise ship in the middle of the sea. You cannot tell where you are or what your heading is; you might well be sailing in circles. The ship is automated and works perfectly, no need to worry about maint.
There are provisions for months if need be; all the amusements work and you are essentially free to do as you choose-- even hide yourself away in a locked room with bottles of whiskey if that is your intent, for that in itself will teach these pesky aliens something. You are just floating about, serenely, with every single sex partner you have ever had-- one night stand, drunken orgies, devoted partners, current or former spouse, you name it.
What happens? How do you handle it? How do they handle it? Fighting? Guitar circles and "kum-by-ya"? A hierarchy? Are you in deep trouble? Are any of your partners going to be in deep trouble? Will some of these people ally with you or will you all try to ignore each other in embarrassed silence? There are no wrong answers...
~~Calamity Coyote
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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I have a sneaking suspicion my current gf would probably throw my ex overboard....or possibly set her on fire....I'm not really sure on that one.....either way it might be amusing to watch....
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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*looks around the boat*
May, what an empty boat this is... I seem to be the only one...
Damn aliens, why couldn't they give me some people who I'd wanted to be my sex partners?
May, what an empty boat this is... I seem to be the only one...
Damn aliens, why couldn't they give me some people who I'd wanted to be my sex partners?


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And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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"Oh...fuck." would be my first words as about half my ex's try to kill each other...and well a few more then likely try to come after me.
I would more likely be hiding in a cabin with much liquor and food trying to wait out Armageddon II.
I would more likely be hiding in a cabin with much liquor and food trying to wait out Armageddon II.
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Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all
Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
*remembers the Impending Nookie thread*
Ok, this is what I'd do instead.
Arm my ship with any and all weaponry I can find and go hunting for those ships with the people who have partners on them.
Ok, this is what I'd do instead.
Arm my ship with any and all weaponry I can find and go hunting for those ships with the people who have partners on them.

This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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RogueIce wrote:*remembers the Impending Nookie thread*
Ok, this is what I'd do instead.
Arm my ship with any and all weaponry I can find and go hunting for those ships with the people who have partners on them.
::::::Walks up to RogueIce with holo displys of HTLs and other heavy weaponry:::::
Will you be paying with cash or charge???
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
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Charge, of course.Darksider wrote:::::::Walks up to RogueIce with holo displys of HTLs and other heavy weaponry:::::
Will you be paying with cash or charge???

This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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*comes up astern of Hipper, then proceeds to blast his boat to Hell*Frank Hipper wrote:Good lord the orgy, THE ORGY!
Who's next?

This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
There would definitely be a lot of awkward moments to say the least, and likely some outright violence among the chicks I slept with in my first year or 2 of university. One of them will probably want to kill me, she was kinda psycho and things didn't go too well between us. The one-nighter chick probably won't remember me which is probably a good thing. Amanda who was into all kinds of kinky stuff will probably want to tie me up and do some S&M and/or an orgy. My snuggly GF will not be having fun. She knows about pretty much all my sexual adventures and partners from various conversations before we started dating, but I doubt she'll be happy with the actual people around.
If all goes well we won't kill each other and we'll be able to talk and get along with each other. I picture us having some nice snuggles with all the girls with my GF being the only one I have sex with...unless they want to do 3-somes or orgies with me & my GF.
If all goes well we won't kill each other and we'll be able to talk and get along with each other. I picture us having some nice snuggles with all the girls with my GF being the only one I have sex with...unless they want to do 3-somes or orgies with me & my GF.


Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.

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Very well, But if your card is rejected, then you will know pain and death as no one has ever known before.RogueIce wrote:Charge, of course.Darksider wrote:::::::Walks up to RogueIce with holo displys of HTLs and other heavy weaponry:::::
Will you be paying with cash or charge???
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
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*snatches back card*Darksider wrote:Very well, But if your card is rejected, then you will know pain and death as no one has ever known before.
Use this one instead. And ignore the "Sea Skimmer" on the front. It's a typo. Really.

This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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No response as I knew. For you are too enthralled by porn watching abilities!DPDarkPrimus wrote:Captain Lennox wrote:*Looks around as he is the only one of the boat then continues the watching of 30,000 pornos.*
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It's going to be a lonely existence.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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The aliens won't be learning much.
Get back to me in 2-5 years.
Get back to me in 2-5 years.
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This has ugliness written all over it. Fortunately, this is a cruise ship. By myself, I'll run out of alcohol sometime in the year 2019.

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