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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:And I'm actually a law enforcement official sent to see if any of you would prey on small children.

Rogue, aerius, Ghost, and Steve, expect a visit shortly.
Preying on small children -- disgusting! Me, I only prey on large children.
Hey, hey!

I have a strict 15 (what can I say, some of those Freshies were hot) and older policy thank you very much! No small children here. I'm more like RDJ in that respect.
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HemlockGrey wrote:And I'm actually a law enforcement official sent to see if any of you would prey on small children.

Rogue, aerius, Ghost, and Steve, expect a visit shortly.
Police discrimination! I'm suing!
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:And I'm actually a law enforcement official sent to see if any of you would prey on small children.

Rogue, aerius, Ghost, and Steve, expect a visit shortly.
Preying on small children -- disgusting! Me, I only prey on large children.
Exactly!
Not enough eating on small chil....er....this is the other kind of "preying" you lot are on about isnt it?
Nevermind.....
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:And I'm actually a law enforcement official sent to see if any of you would prey on small children.

Rogue, aerius, Ghost, and Steve, expect a visit shortly.
Preying on small children -- disgusting! Me, I only prey on large children.
Exactly!
Not enough eating on small chil....er....this is the other kind of "preying" you lot are on about isnt it?
Nevermind.....
:D
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HemlockGrey wrote:And I'm actually a law enforcement official sent to see if any of you would prey on small children.

Rogue, aerius, Ghost, and Steve, expect a visit shortly.
Too bad I actually didn't say anything that would indicate such a thing, eh? 8)
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We'll nab you on a technicality. Your fishbowel looks suspiciously like a bong.
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HemlockGrey wrote:We'll nab you on a technicality. Your fishbowel looks suspiciously like a bong.
You smoke goldfish, Steve? I thought I was the only one!
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Col. Crackpot wrote: well, if i can tear melissa away from god damned harry potter, i'll get some tonight too! so ha!
Well, at least I rate above Harry Potter in my relationship... Bwhahahaha!
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Any girls out there need a boyfriend? :wink:
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weemadando wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote: well, if i can tear melissa away from god damned harry potter, i'll get some tonight too! so ha!
Well, at least I rate above Harry Potter in my relationship... Bwhahahaha!
Having seen approximately 3.5 seconds of that particular piece of... cinematography... I can tell you that I rate above Harry Potter in most other people's relationships.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Any girls out there need a boyfriend? :wink:
:shock: Don't start off so committed to that relationship stuff. Ask if they want a boff buddy first. :twisted: That way it's sex first relationship second. :D
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Tsyroc wrote: :shock: Don't start off so committed to that relationship stuff. Ask if they want a boff buddy first. :twisted: That way it's sex first relationship second. :D
I think the appropriate term for him at the moment would be efu emu. Think, mind you.
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I don't have a fish bowl. :twisted: :P
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