The Japanese once again take the award...

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The Japanese once again take the award...

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... for the most perverted people on the planet!! :shock:

http://www.b0g.org/ wsnm/news.php?artc=3397

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If you do not wear underwear thats what happen,like Gunther said in Friends "Hey buddy put the mouse back in the house" :wink:
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Just goes to show how much more progressive the Japanese are than us.

Well, in a sense.
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Probably just a fertility festival, nothing to get all riled up about.This sort of thing happens in every culture, and I assume those are shinto priests, which makes it likely to be an ancient custom.
Though I doubt they really need fertility.
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I liked the article further down the page on "Doin' a Julio"!
That's an accepted form of art among some of my friends.
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Scroll down a bit and you'll find this:

An "articulated lorry" - which I suspect, but can't be certain, is the British word for "big truck" - burst into flames and disgorged its cargo onto one of the busiest roadways in England this week, sending a cascade of giant rubber cocks, blow-up fuck dolls and extreme bondage gear plunging onto the tarmac. The bizarre pseudo-carnage brought traffic to a standstill in the region, and it took all day to clear the body-parts off the street.

One firefighter on the scene told reporters: "I've seen a few strange things in my time but this is certainly one of the most bizarre I've come across."

If you ask me, the guy could have at least waited until he got home before doing that. Being it's both messy AND extremely personal.
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and they say sexuality and nude images damage peoples brains.

ok, that japanese arent shining examples of "uninsane", but thats not important. :P
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...I'd say about that big. :D
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SAMAS wrote:... for the most perverted people on the planet!! :shock:

http://www.b0g.org/ wsnm/news.php?artc=3397

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Hrm... someday I will attend a Japanese Penis Festival. Then I will live the dream. :)
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Apparently half the people are reading the full link and half of them are just clicking on the incomplete link.

You need to read both 8) 8) 8)
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Fertility festivals have been a part of Shinto religion for a long time. You all just aren`t mature enough to understand it without giggling. :P
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Ugh, I clicked on the link instead of pasting it all. What the FUCK are the North Koreans up to?!? :shock: :shock: :evil:
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Yeah, what? Don't see anything about NK on the front page
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scroll down, almost to the bottom.

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SAMAS wrote:scroll down, almost to the bottom.

:wtf:
Yep Yep

Anyways, sounds like a fertility festival, nothing wrong with that... :mrgreen:
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:lol: :D

(Yeah, I know its part of their fertility celebration things, but I just had to say it. :P)
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http://www.b0g.org/ wsnm/news.php?artc=4359&s=d976c7f7e0f80c6f8da387faec26eb9c

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The greeks did these sort of things in ancient times.
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Thousands of Japanese men prayng that their penises will get bigger......





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SyntaxVorlon wrote:The greeks did these sort of things in ancient times.
A further study of mythology will reveal it actually goes back to 5000-6000 BC. At least. (For more information on this subject, I think there are some chapters about it in "Goddesses And Gods Of Old Europe" by Marija Gimbutas)
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Hmm, when the Aegeans (I think :oops: ) went about their fertility festivals with topless women did they have giant boob statues too? :mrgreen:
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JodoForce wrote:Hmm, when the Aegeans (I think :oops: ) went about their fertility festivals with topless women did they have giant boob statues too? :mrgreen:
If you have topless women going around, you don't need boob statues.
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neoolong wrote:
JodoForce wrote:Hmm, when the Aegeans (I think :oops: ) went about their fertility festivals with topless women did they have giant boob statues too? :mrgreen:
If you have topless women going around, you don't need boob statues.
Actually, I think the ancient Aegeans would have viewed afore-mentioned boob statues as blasphemy.
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neoolong: you're right :D

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