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I wonder how many people are going to think that that guy was actually giving himself a vasectomy.
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That is one fucking sharp plastic knife
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I could be wrong, but I think it's from the same people that brought us the Instant Girlfriend Kit. Once again, I'm laughing my ass of good!! :lol: :lol:
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Sea Skimmer wrote:That is one fucking sharp plastic knife
Oh you'd be surprised how bad those things can cut when one is pissed and determined.
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That was disturbing. :shock:
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Sea Skimmer wrote:That is one fucking sharp plastic knife
Contrary to popular belief, if used properly, it is possible to break human skin using a plastic knife.

Trust me, it isn't pleasent, either.

Anyways...

I wonder what the hell is wrong with this world, and I actually hope the person out selling this sort of thing actaully manages to successfuly sell on of those kits. Anyone willing to buy them diserves to be romved from the gene pool.
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I don't care if it is plastic or not it is not going anywere near my sack
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theheap wrote:I don't care if it is plastic or not it is not going anywere near my sack
Same here.
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Need eye cleansing porn now. :oops:
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aerius wrote:I could be wrong, but I think it's from the same people that brought us the Instant Girlfriend Kit. Once again, I'm laughing my ass of good!! :lol: :lol:
That could actually work. :)
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Dalton wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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The last picture is the best. :)
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XaLEv wrote:The last picture is the best. :)
Don't worry, a little bleeding is normal. :mrgreen:
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YT300000 wrote:
XaLEv wrote:The last picture is the best. :)
Don't worry, a little bleeding is normal. :mrgreen:
Hmm, when you have 4 litres out of 5 in your bathtub and not your body, things can get tricky. :D
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Lagmonster wrote:
Dalton wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Vorlon1701 wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:
Dalton wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM! :lol:
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Still, you have to agree, that's pretty much the first thing that comes to mind...
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Vorlon1701 wrote:Still, you have to agree, that's pretty much the first thing that comes to mind...
No you have a point. I was just making a joke more than anything. The first thing that really came to my mind when i read that was

"FUCK THAT"
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Feh! Don't need no kit. Two years of hard radiation and chemicals have the same effect with none of the pain...
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Drunkenness and sharp things near my wang is not a good mix.
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Those of you who think that guy might have been faking CLEARLY have never seen some of the insane shit people to do themselves. Name:

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

You need membership to see the bulk of the shit, but people fucking cut all sorts of things off their dicks. Seriously.

That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:Feh! Don't need no kit. Two years of hard radiation and chemicals have the same effect with none of the pain...
Indeed no pain at all until you get three types of cancer at once.
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kojikun wrote:That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.


What?! That guy was kidding! It's the same guy who did the "Imaginary Friend Instant Girlfriend Kit" that was sold on Ebay for $44 (link)! I'm sure people have given themselves vasectomies before (no, thanks, I'd rather not look at the link), but this one was most definitely in jest.
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