Public rest room horror

Jabba the Hutt · Post by **Jabba the Hutt** » 2003-06-24 02:08am

Darth Wong wrote:Question for all of the males in this thread: why not simply follow the example of the noble canine, and use the nearest tree?

I carry a small bonzai tree with me where ever I go, just in case.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-24 02:16am

Jabba the Hutt wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Question for all of the males in this thread: why not simply follow the example of the noble canine, and use the nearest tree?

I carry a small bonzai tree with me where ever I go, just in case.

Now that is funny.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-24 02:19am

Darth Wong wrote:Question for all of the males in this thread: why not simply follow the example of the noble canine, and use the nearest tree?

Because the last time I did that, I nearly got arrested by the CHP.

Jabba the Hutt · Post by **Jabba the Hutt** » 2003-06-24 02:28am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Now that is funny.

Being funny is the only thing that has kept me safely unpoked.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-24 02:36am

Jabba the Hutt wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Now that is funny.

Being funny is the only thing that has kept me safely unpoked.

Have a Grid-fire poke! mi'lord.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-24 02:38am

Jabba the Hutt wrote:Being funny is the only thing that has kept me safely unpoked.

*turns around and kicks Jabba with hind legs*

Jabba the Hutt · Post by **Jabba the Hutt** » 2003-06-24 02:41am

Retaliation poke.

I play for keeps.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-24 02:43am

Admiral Valdemar, deploy.....THE TANKS!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-06-24 03:01am

Uck. My weekend was a little better. Was told on Friday that I should come back to work on Mon (have a temp job working in an office filing paperwork). Got Harry Potter:OotP on Friday night, read it until Saturday morning. Went to take a shower around 2 pm. Lo and behold, Grandma had been cleaning my bathroom and had sprayed the tub with some scum remover, then left it there. I ended up slipping in the shower, slamming my head on the toilet, and going to the hospital to get stitched up.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-24 03:07am

Ouch!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-24 04:30am

I live in Yosemite, and 8 years ago my Job WAS cleaning public rest rooms.....

I have you ALL beat.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-24 06:24am

Do I need to repeat my 'blood on the seat' story? because I DON't want to relive that.

I feel the need to scrub just thinking about it...

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-24 06:31am

Darth Wong wrote:Question for all of the males in this thread: why not simply follow the example of the noble canine, and use the nearest tree?

The nobility of the canine depends on the breed - you have the strutting, gung-ho I'll bite your ass German Shepherds (like mine, which is also white), and then you've got the pathetic cross-dresser dogs like poodles. Ugh.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-24 06:43am

Darth Wong wrote:Question for all of the males in this thread: why not simply follow the example of the noble canine, and use the nearest tree?

The advantage of living in the part of Texas where I live is that the canine method gives me 2000+ choices whithin walking distance.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-24 06:50am

Vertigo1 wrote:Admiral Valdemar, deploy.....THE TANKS!

They need gas though.

Every petrol station toilet I've been to have been nice, BP are the nicest.