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Zaia wrote:What?! That guy was kidding! It's the same guy who did the "Imaginary Friend Girlfriend Kit" that was sold on Ebay for $44 (link)! I'm sure people have given themselves vasectomies before (no, thanks, I'd rather not look at the link), but this one was most definitely in jest.
Maybe. Probably right, actually. The blood spurting looks too extreme. Tho it's still a possibility that hes a weirdo and did it. ::shrug::

BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.
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kojikun wrote:Maybe. Probably right, actually. The blood spurting looks too extreme. Tho it's still a possibility that hes a weirdo and did it. ::shrug::
He was smiling in all the pictures, if I remember correctly. I'm fairly certain he was kidding. :D
koj wrote:BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.
Umm, eww. Where the hell do they get used school girls' panties to sell? :wtf:
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Zaia wrote:
koj wrote:BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.
Umm, eww. Where the hell do they get used school girls' panties to sell? :wtf:
I don't wanna know...but I presume either garbage or locker rooms

And no koji isn't kidding...the vending machine takes on a whole new light over there.

Course they have hotels for hourly activites. :wink:
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I imagine that people can sell their own for a profit.
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Oolies right, girls just wear them for a few days the sell them for moer money then they cost. Bam. Instant money.
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:Feh! Don't need no kit. Two years of hard radiation and chemicals have the same effect with none of the pain...
Indeed no pain at all until you get three types of cancer at once.
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kojikun wrote:Those of you who think that guy might have been faking CLEARLY have never seen some of the insane shit people to do themselves. Name:

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

You need membership to see the bulk of the shit, but people fucking cut all sorts of things off their dicks. Seriously.

That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.
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After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

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kojikun wrote:Those of you who think that guy might have been faking CLEARLY have never seen some of the insane shit people to do themselves. Name:

http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/tour4.html

You need membership to see the bulk of the shit, but people fucking cut all sorts of things off their dicks. Seriously.

That guy probably DID give himselve a vasectomy, but I doubt he actually used alcohol to "numb" the pain, since you have to be fully conscious and without such impairments.
:lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: I especialy liked the first Eunuch picture. :twisted:
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kojikun wrote:BTW, in Japan they have vending machines that sell used school girls panties. I shit you not.
With such sexual fetishes, it's no wonder the North Koreans hate the Japanese with a passion.

As for the Home Vasectomy Kit...

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Simon H.Johansen wrote:With such sexual fetishes, it's no wonder the North Koreans hate the Japanese with a passion.
I would buy used guys boxers and stuff. Mmm cock.. *inhales through the cloth* >d

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that is morbidly funny :lol:
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How do these people think up this stuff? It must be a think-tank.
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