Hitchhiker's Guide universe vs the SW universe

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Hitchhiker's Guide universe vs the SW universe

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The whole hitchhiker's universe (specificily, from the Book Version), vs the entire SW universe .

You can pick any period of time you like for both side, but don't forget that Time Travel in HHGG has make it such that Every time Period is Pretty Much Like The Others........
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septesix wrote:but don't forget that Time Travel in HHGG has make it such that Every time Period is Pretty Much Like The Others........
One of the many things the Campaign for Real Time (CAMTIM) hopes to stamp out. 8)
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It would degenerate into a giant cocktail party :)

Well, seriously, the Empire might take a slight dislike to the Vogon construction efforts, and declare war on them. I honestly have no idea how that kind of conflict might go; all I know about the Vogon construction bricks is that they have insanely powerful shields and weapons.

Or, alternately, the Empire might hire the Vogons. Either way, insanity ensues.

It would be kind of amusing if Zaphod Beeblebrox had a bounty placed on his head. The Heart of Gold would be fleeing around the galaxy, causing hilarity wherever it went.
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Read A Crossover Too Far for an idea of what might happen.

http://www.daltonator.net/fanfics/stories/toofar.txt
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Crayz9000 wrote:It would degenerate into a giant cocktail party :)

It would be kind of amusing if Zaphod Beeblebrox had a bounty placed on his head. The Heart of Gold would be fleeing around the galaxy, causing hilarity wherever it went.
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Ah, but the Empire does not know the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Hikers universe seems to be an even more decadent, mixed-up version of the Culture. The AIs are definitely doing most of the work and "evolving" there, especially in the case of the Vogons (a species whose brain is actually a badly misplaced liver).
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Cyril wrote:42
Ah, but what is the Question?
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Ah, but what is the Question?
Number of seconds the Empire would last :D

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Crayz9000 wrote:
Cyril wrote:42
Ah, but what is the Question?
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54, oddly enough.
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It would all come down to the amount of towels the HHGTTG galaxy could muster.
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Rathark wrote:The Hikers universe seems to be an even more decadent, mixed-up version of the Culture. The AIs are definitely doing most of the work and "evolving" there, especially in the case of the Vogons (a species whose brain is actually a badly misplaced liver).
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Not to mention the ability to skip between the probability axises.

And the complete and utter ability to destroy the universe.
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There's no evidence that anyone in the Star Wars universe knows where his towel is.
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