Which Star Wars villain is most likely to kill you?

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Which Star Wars villain is most likely to kill you?

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Which Star Wars villain is most likely to kill you?

May have been posted before, but I care not.

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Grand Moff Tarkin killed me first time round, second time round, it was the Vader that dunnit... :)

EDIT: Oooh, I bet it was Jabba...
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I died to a stormtrooper?! WTF??!?
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I died to a stormtrooper?! WTF??!?
Same here, oh the humanity!
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Apparantly, I'm going to be killed by a stormtrooper. I hardly know how that makes sense, seeing as I answered the questions the way a stormtrooper would have answered the questions...

Also, fuck this "stormtroopers suck" bullshit; stormtroopers kick ass! I am honored to be cut down by their ranks!
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Get killed by Vader....ooooh classy
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Better than a Stormtrooper
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That test was stupid. Waru was meant to kill me, not Vader.
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Tarkin, eh? Well, could have been worse...
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Maul. At least it's a Sith.
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Stormtrooper.
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Darth Maul.
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A dang stormtrooper.....And I chose that I work as an Imp Officer grrrr.~Jason
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Fuck it, I died in battle with troops like a real man. Not like some pansy in his jammies and a hand vacum.
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killed by vadar... im happy
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:"Die like an Alderaanian?"
Is that anything like, "Walk like an Egyptian?"



And for the record, I'm killed by Tarkin too.
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I was killed by a stormtrooper on the field of battle! I at least went with some honor, instead of like a failure (Vader), wrong place wrong time (Tarkin), or criminal (Jabba). Yep, just me and the ones killed by Maul and other Stormies went with some honor and dignity. :D
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